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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog
 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog
 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog
 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
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America
 March 21, 2008 John Mccain: Biggest Fag In War History America by Vlad Kalashnikov
I recently became a expert specialist in The Decline And Fall of The American Empire. I use the famous Gibbon title very sarcastically...
 March 11, 2008 20 Reasons Why We’re Ashamed To Be American Feature Story
In this post-election issue, while the righteous American editorialists wag their fingers at Russia's farcical elections, we want to scream in your faces what every sane American has been thinking for nearly a decade now: We're Embarrassed To Be Americans.
 February 27, 2008 New Cold War Kitsch: We Were So Young, So Naive, So Idiotic! Feature Story by Alexander Zaitchik and Mark Ames
Do you remember where you were when the New Cold War ended? Or better yet, did you even know that there was a New Cold War in the first place? The eXile takes you on a nostalgic ride...
 February 6, 2008 The Triumph of Hope Over Experience: Hillary vs. Obama America by Mark Ames
It's six in the morning Moscow, Russia time, and I've just finished watching the Democratic debate on my laptop. I thought I'd share with my fellow Americans one humble expatriate's opinion on the most important election since...
 January 29, 2008 The Hand that Counts the Vote World by Kirill Pankratov
"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." Stalin's sinister aphorism is as true today as it was more than a century ago. Take Georgia, Russia, and even America as an example...
 January 28, 2008 Take America’s Navy Battle Group…Please! The War Nerd by Gary Brecher
The War Nerd talks about war games. In particular, about how a couple of plastic Islamic speedboats managed to scare the hell out of multi-billion dollar US Navy battle group.
 January 26, 2008 Russia and the West in the Year of the Rat The Cold War Report by Alexander Zaitchik
Two thousand and eight is the year of the Rat, but 2007 was the year of Fun when it came to Russia and the West. Oh, how we laughed! Daily new threats were hurled, dark comparisons made, and old treaties shredded and replaced with new weapons programs. In the biggest yuck of all, Ed Lucas got a book deal...
 December 16, 2007 The Year in Celebutards: 2007 America by Nancy Deal
Two-thousand and seven was a fabulous year for fans of petty, catty celebrity gossip...
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
Editorial
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.
Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."
Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.
Your Letters
[SIC!]
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.
Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.
The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.
Your Letters
[SIC!]
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.
13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...
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