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More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
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Face Control September 5, 2007
Face Control
Soak Up the Savage Lust of Mother Russia!

Expert opinion from eXile's female intern: the two boobs on the right are fake. The only way to resolve this controversy is for the woman to turn herself into our offices, and submit to rigorous road-testing.

Hachek High-Life: Not only is this dude a stylish 15-year-old who's supporting his 12 brothers and sisters while working in a country where everyone wants to stab him to death, but somehow he still manages to find the time to pick up blonde Russian chicks in a country where supposedly Russian chicks hate Caucasians. He's thinking, "Wait till my buddies back home get a load of this." Or maybe: "Home? Fuck that, I ain't ever going back!"

This is what happens when gopniki discover Rocky Horror Picture Show glam-weirdness, only without the urban hipster context of RHPS. Totally un-self-conscious, and proud of his g-string Speedo.

This is why so many Western dudes volunteer to become English teachers in Russia: the students are so much more serious and sophisticated than ours!

This snapshot from an El Al Moscow-Tel Aviv flight proves once again that you can take the Heeb outta Russia, but you can't take the slut outta the Russian Heeb.

The serial killer tries hard to blend in with the population, but can still be spotted by his kiddie T-shirt, and the torso stuffed into his duffel bag.

Study this photo: the can of Baltika "devyatka", the cig, the jaded expression. It's a look that says, "I honk for domestic violence!"

Obviously, this woman does not realize that ADHD is not something to make light of with ironic t-shirts referencing AC/DC albums. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is a real psychological life-debilitating disease that affects millions of adults world-wide, including two out of three eXile editors.

If the Russians used these chicks for their Red Dawn invasion, everyone in the theater would be screaming "die! die!" every time C. Thomas Howell appeared.

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
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We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
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eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

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Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

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Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

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Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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