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Club Review October 2, 2007
Finally, A Real Elitny Underground Club
By Dmitriy Babooshka Browse author
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Versus turned to be a very spacious club, with three floors featuring all sorts of rooms and dark corners. It seemed a perfect place to trip on E. The club's design is very original and even revolutionary, such as the plastic bridge over the main dance floor. If you stand under it and sip your drink, you can look up and see all sorts of colorful dyevushka panties above you. Besides that, the walls are covered with aluminum foil, which I suppose is that way so that if the building's owner finds out about the club, they can easily take the foil down and make it seem like nothing was happening.

I didn't want to stay long because I ran into two of my ex-girlfriends. I ignored them, but still I felt kind of guilty. They were typical provincial chicks trying to move up in Moscow using the only moist treasure they have. As I was playing the good boy with my new girlfriend Katya, I didn't want to harm my positive image, so I suggested to leave on the theory that the music sucked.

Later in bed I was satisfying Katya more times than usual. I think it's because Sergei's offer gave me this Superman strength. Before falling asleep I counted the number of months that I need to save money enough to pay for his services, while balancing that versus getting a new Prada phone or taking a trip to Egypt. So far, I'm thinking that becoming a real VIP would definitely be worth it.

Club: Versus

Address: 15A, Oruzheiniy per.

Phone: 225 -1913

M: Mayakovskaya

Hours: Fri/Sat 23:00 – 06:00

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