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Russia October 30, 2007
 
The eXile Introduces Toilet Newspaper Racks
The latest in bowel evacuation technology!
 
 

Russia is leapfrogging into the 21st century, and nothing proved this better than the recent unveiling of the first ever toilet newspaper stalls. On October 4th, The eXile held a ribbon-cutting ceremony at the Starlite Diner for its first in a series of planned toilet stall newspaper stands. Yes, we're cornering the lucrative toilet-reading market before the competition! Thanks to Bobby, Paul, Sharif, and everyone at Starlite Diner. Look for more stalls upcoming in Real McCoy's, Hemingway's, and other fine establiishments. The eXile Toilet Reading: squeeze out the waste, and let the genius in.

Never has the world seen so many smiling faces crammed into one toilet.

The barmaid pouring the champagne in prepartion for the ribbon cutting ceremony.

Exile babes Zalina and Natasha brandish the power tool that is transforming the world.

Today, Starlite Diner. Tomorrow, the CIS.

A revolutionary experience in bowel evacuation.

Tequila! Starlite Diner juices up the ceremony with choice Agave shots.

Ames tests the revolution: "It's like Muselix on acid."

Bobby relaxes after a successful toilet stall launch.

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