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Club Review October 30, 2007
The Columnist With The Mostest
Another night with the rich and beautiful By Dmitriy Babooshka Browse author
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The stairs to the lower level looked so immaculate that I was afraid to step on them. The PR girl was right--you can't walk on such beauty in your shitty krossovki. But they were made for my Zara shoes, which were gleaming from the fresh polish wipe, and looked great on the expensive stairs.

I couldn't count the number of bars in the club because it looked like they were everywhere. All with well-trained staff and an endless selection of drinks. I was impressed by the way they separated the DJ booth from a bar by glass, making you feel like you can see the guts of the machine at work.

It takes a good 20 minutes to walk around the club, during which you pass some small VIP rooms with cozy couches, one big well-equipped stage, and a couple of dance floors. I understood this club is a truly elite venue because I saw Chelsea owner Arkadiy Abramovich talking to the Courchevel hero Mikhail Prokhorov in one of these VIP rooms. It's true!

After they stopped serving free champagne, I didn't stay for very long at MOST. The drinks were just too expensive. I bought just one cocktail and nursed it for an hour, while sitting on a couch, playing my PSP and enjoying the High Society life.

Finally I walked back upstairs to check out the restaurant. It was full of famous people I'd seen on TV, many of whom were drunk. The maitre d'hotel (this means restaurant manager if you don't know) gave me a card with his number and advised me to reserve table a week in advance. I had always thought that this practice of reserving a week in advance was only for the Parisian upper class, mais voila – we have it in Moscow now!

When I got home, it was hard to sleep because I was so impressed by the beauty and wealth in MOST. I'm thinking of taking my girlfriend Katya to MOST for breakfast. Sure, it'll cost me a week's salary, but money's no object when you're talking about the price you pay for rising up to the highest steps on the social ladder.

Club: The Most Address: 6/3, Kuznetskiy Most Phone: 660 0705 (club) / 660 0706 (restaurant) M: Okhotniy Ryad Hours: club opened Fri – Sat, 22:00 – 06:00. Restaurant open daily 08:00 – till last guest. Kitchen closes at 23:30. 24h on weekends.
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