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In Brief December 20, 2007
In Brief: Rape Victim Signs Playboy Deal
HOUSTON (The Moscow News) – A 23-year-old Texas woman who claimed that Halliburton employees raped her in Iraq is already assured of at least one payoff from the scandal: a reported $2.5 million deal to pose nude in Playboy magazine.

The controversial 12-page spread will feature plaintiff Jamie Leigh Jones posing fully naked, in a project tentatively titled, "Jones' Message To Cheney: 'Dick Don't Surge!'"

Jones recently filed a lawsuit against Halliburton after US prosecutors failed to bring criminal charges. She claims that she was raped by employees of Halliburton subsidiary KBR, and held under lock and key by KBR security guards for 24 hours during the rape.

Jones will pose in desert scenery in what Playboy describes as a "tasteful" recreation of "the Iraq we never see—the sexy Iraq." One shoot will reportedly be set inside of a container truck painted up in Day-Glo colors, featuring Jones stripping off a burqa, all done "tastefully," according to a source working with Christie Hefner.

Analysts believe that her decision to pose for Playboy was meant to ensure that she would receive at least some payback for her ordeal, since her civil case is likely to be stuck in a legal quagmire.

Antiwar bloggers have already expressed their dismay, while pro-war analysts see it as proof that her story was unreliable all along.

Bob Owens, who runs a conservative blog called Confederate Yankee, explained, "I've spent the last week masturbating non-stop, fantasizing that I'm one of one of those lucky Halliburton rapists, and quite frankly, I need some new jerk-off material. So hooray for Playboy and boo to the politically-correct liberal elitists who want to deny me my rights."

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