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Hunting Mishap

Really stupid criminal Murder-suicide

After a long day of hunting in outside of Orenburg, a pair of hunters returned to a friend's lodge to warm up and enjoy the fruits of their labor. They got a few hundred grams of vodka into their system but, before they could even pluck the feathers off of their catch, they started arguing over who'd bagged more game that day. The argument grew heated and one of the hunters decided to cool things off with a warning shot into the wall. That apparently failed to achieve the desired result, so he then shot his friend in the arm, Dick Cheney-style.

Now, you might think that getting shot in the arm might be just the sort of thing to cool things down a bit. But you'd be wrong. Getting shot only pissed the victim off even more, and he unleashed a string of really nasty insults at his hunting buddy. Well, when the shooter realized that a superficial wound wasn't enough to get his buddy to shut up, he leveled his 12 caliber shotgun at the guy's head and blew him away. While many folks think that's a popgun only good for taking out fowl, it can be quite effective pointblank.

This is where the story takes an unusual turn. According to the classic storyline, the killer would then take out the house's owner to eliminate any witnesses, then roast a duck, doze off while it cooked and die in a raging inferno. But no. Instead, he had a pang of conscience and asked his remaining friend to call the militsia and turn him in. Then, as his friend was dialing, he realized what a 10-year sentence in a Siberian camp would do to his dental work and turned the gun on himself. While his friend was waiting to get through, the killer went into another room and blew his own brains out, doubling the amount of cleanup his host would have to do.

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