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Russia February 11, 2008
 
Comparison Chart: African Americans vs. Russians
 
 

The eXile, in the Obama spirit, moves past the divisions and finds all that American blacks and Russian Russians have in common.








AFRICAN-AMERICANS RUSSIANS
Bar-B-Que

Shashlik
Use Loreal Sure White whitening cream

Overuse tanning salons
Freed in 1863 by President Lincoln

Freed in 1861 by Tsar Alexander II
Ho's

Sonya Marmeladova
One out of three black males has been or will be incarcerated

Second-highest incarceration in the world
"You talk slick/I beat you right" - Notorious B.I.G., "Me And My Bitch"

"He wouldn't beat me if he didn't love me" - Russian folk saying
 
Racists claim that blacks eat watermelon

Russians complain that Azeris charge too much for watermelons
Fried chicken

Bush legs
Yell at movie screen during movies Talk on cell phones during operas
Teeth grillz

Zolotie zubi
Only given full voting rights in 1960s

Only given full voting rights in 1989; voting rights taken away in 2000
St. Ides 40oz Arsenalnaya 2500ml
Prefer black Cadillac Escalade SUVs with massive 22-inch dubs

Prefer black Range Rover V8 Vogue with massive shiny chrome rims
Blame Jews for infecting black babies with AIDS

Blame Jews for Communism and Capitalism
Live in dehumanizing government-built project housing

Live in dehumanizing government-built paneli
Whites-only stores

Foreigners-only hard currency "beriozka" stores
Plastic covering on furniture

Plastic covering on remote controls
Problem of fatherless families

Problem of fatherless families
Greyhound across country to visit relatives

Ost-Vest avtobus tour to Vienna
African-Americans invented rock 'n roll An African-Russian named Pushkin invented modern Russian literature.

Hate whites for oppressing them Hate blacks and seek to oppress them

—Mark Ames & Yasha Levine

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