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[SIC!] March 3, 2008
 
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[SIC] LETTER OF THE WEEK! SAVE THE BABY FORESKIN

"[O]ur penis head hasn't emerged from its foreskin covering yet..."

--The eXile discussing it's "Recession Penis" http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=16902&IBLOCK_ID=35

"[W]e are still butt-poor and considering ways of earning some kopeks off of our popularity. Any suggestions?"

--Mark Ames et al. at The eXile

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Mark,

Many (most?) American penises don't HAVE a foreskin covering. I recently reported to the US Federal Bureau of Investigation/FBI that most American male infants still have their foreskins ripped and sliced off - illegally. Especially noteworthy: Look what American MDs did when I petitioned Congress for exemptions from the child abuse laws for the ancient Jewish ritual that leaves most of the foreskin on the penis...

See NIH-supported African penis slicing: Dr. Gastaldo's prediction

http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/chiro-list/message/462

See also: Shirley the FBI bomb-sniffing dog; Attn: FBI - Seattle Division/FBI Special Agent In Charge et al. http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/chiro-list/message/465

I also reported to the FBI other (far more serious) obvious crimes of MD-obstetricians - like 1) mass temporary baby strangulation followed by mass baby blood amputation - euphemism "immediate cord clamping" - and 2) mass birth-canal-closing/gruesome-spinal-manipulation of babies - euphemism "semisitting/dorsal delivery followed by forceps/vacuum extraction when the baby gets stuck."[Um, wait a minute: you wrote to the FBI about circumcision? Damn. If the FBI is worth one nickel of the taxpayers' money, then you, sir, better be on a No Fly list, getting cavity-searched at every airport or bus station you set foot in--Ed.]

Regarding MD-obstetrician crime #1: MD-obstetricians are temporarily strangulating babies and amputating **up to 50%** of their blood volume. This is happening in most c-sections and most "cord blood banking" births, according to retired obstetrician George Malcolm Morley, MB ChB FACOG. See Dr. Morley's website at www.cordclamp.com.

Regarding MD-obstetrician crime #2: By using semisitting and dorsal delivery, MD-obstetricians are senselessly closing birth canals up to 30% and senselessly KEEPING birth canals closed up to 30% (i.e., they are keeping women semisitting/dorsal) as they pull with forceps and vacuums - sometimes pulling so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

See Are OBGYNs causing baby strokes? http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/chiro-list/message/453

Incidentally, the mass birth-canal-closing/spinal manipulation child abuse is associated with mass ADULT abuse - obvious SEXUAL ASSAULT - mass vagina slicing to be seen (if they are later sued) to have been doing everything to open the birth canal - even as they close the birth canal the "extra" up to 30%. [Holy shit! You wouldn't happen to have a dungeon underneath your garage would you?--Ed.]

MD-obstetricians indirectly ADMIT ON VIDEO that they are routinely closing birth canals the "extra" up to 30%....

See Hospital Child Abuse: DAs and AGs should end it immediately... http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/hospital-child-abuse-das-and-ags-should-end-it-immediately


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