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[SIC!] March 3, 2008
 
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But, I cant't go into details of your mistakes now, because it'll take sooo long, but if you're interested, can advice you some books, or articles etc.

Bye,

Ayse

Dear Mr. Ayse, The Recession Penis replies, "Um, actually I'm not totally comfortable replying to this letter. Nothing to do with him being Muslim or Turkish or any of that. It's just, you know, when you put a Recession Penis in the same room as an Ayse, well, it's just something that in general you want to avoid. So I'll take a pass on this."

WAR NERD BOOK?

War Nerd,

Why haven't you written a book yet? I love your columns and they need to be published but you should write a hardcover on your theories of war. You have a lot of original thoughts and a very humourous writing style, enough to make history interesting even if the reader is already familiar with it.

Richard Dobson

Dear Mr. Dobson, The Recession Penis replies, "Uh, yeah. Okay I'm supposed to say something here about the fact that Gary Brecher is publishing a book, and you can pre-order it on amazon and all that. But, uh, I'm going to have to speak to someone about this. When I first joined The eXile I really didn't expect to be answering [sic] letters. And now I'm like this big 'star' or something, and they're forcing me to do all this promo work. I'm really not...I mean this isn't my thing. I only agreed to do this because I thought it would be fun, but it's really not. I'm really feeling shriveled right now. Sorry Mr. Dobson, I just can't be witty when I'm unhappy."

TYLENOL PM

Dear Mr. Ames,

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like more than half of you half as well as you deserve.

https://donate.barackobama.com/page/contribute/abamt25?source=mainnav

Now, cough it up, you cheap, BCCed bastards*, and pass it on. Obama needs to run ads against Clinton in the remaining states. If he can beat Hillary, he can win. The poll numbers are already there, and the more people see Obama, the more they like him. Mccain's not pulling charm out of his old, pale, withered ass in the next year, so Obama needs help now! OBAMA IS THE ONLY ANTI-WAR CANDIDATE CLINTON IS A WAR-LIABILITY AND WILL EMPLOY FAMILIAR, INFERIOR CRONIES.

MCCAIN WANTS THE USA TO STAY IN IRAQ INDEFINITELY, FUTILELY REFEREEING A BLOOD FEUD AND PISSING AWAY YOUR TAX DOLLARS. MCCAIN WANTS TO EXPAND IMBECILIC "CLASH OF CIVILIZATION" CONVENTIONAL-WAR STRATEGIES.

Here's a video of Obama:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yVlPqeZwo

Wouldn't you rather have a young guy in there? Who'll hire...maybe like, Google people to work in government, instead of weird braindead Christian old rich and mongoloid oilmen with 102 IQs? You know, a young guy, with some fading but notable plasticity left between his neurons?

* For conservatives, here's Gary Brecher on the surge from one year ago:

"Unfortunately, this isn't a surge, just a reinforcement, and a pretty small one. And if you have to ask whether it'll work, you don't understand guerrilla war. Of course it won't work. Classic guerrilla doctrine - Hell, plain common sense - says when the occupier floods the city with troops, the guerrilla lays low. Which the Iraqis are doing. And yet people are so stupid they're already crowing that "incidents are down" since the Surge.

Well, duh. That's the idea: avoid battle, watch the Arabic-subtitled Dynasty reruns, let the clueless foreigners zoom up and down the alleys. Meanwhile, every soccer-playing kid in the street is memorizing patrol times and tipping his uncle off about the vulnerable small outposts we're now occupying as part of our meet-&-greet policy. Just yesterday the Sunni hit one of those mixed Iraqi/US outposts in daylight: two GIs killed, 17 wounded."


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