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[SIC!] June 2, 2008
Your Letters
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Well, ok, I thought, at least I still have my Face Control section... but this one has gone rotten as well... you know what is the ratio of uncensured boobs per Face Control in the last 10 Exiles? 0.2 boob per section!! Aren’t you ashamed?? And now - this ridiculous new Scanning Traffic Cops section... "Olga 865 Ulyanka Khoriton 96 063 Second Third" - what in the hell is that?? Jesus Christ - why dont you hire a fucking monkey as an editor and just let her hammer on the keyboard - that article would make much more sense!

In short, Mark, something must be done. Otherwise, expect to get the bill from my practitioner, after I get a psychoneurotic constipation the next time I try to shit reading your newspaper!!!



Dear Mr. Petos, Mikhail Khodorkovsky replies, "Wow, gosh, I really get to answer a [sic] letter? I guess what they’re saying about Medvedev is true—he really is a liberal! You know, I’ve had a lot of time to sit here and think about things, look back at my life, achievements done, tasks accomplished. But answering [sic] was always one of those things I dreamed of one day doing, but never though would be possible. So, I’ve had a lot of time to think about this letter, go over the proper mix of insulting language and light-hearted humor, while at the same time taking into consideration may other factors, and here’s the response I’ve come up with. Ready? Here goes. Petos, you—" [Note to readers: due to a "proverka," Mr. Khodorkovsky could not finish his answer. There is nothing to be alarmed about. He will most surely be back next week to answer more [sic] letters. There is nothing unusual about such a "proverka"—these kinds of things happen all the time in all Western countries. So, go back to what you’re doing.—Ed.]

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
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America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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