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Congratulations on excellent piece about hatred-spewing schmuck Vladimir Socor. It's actually even funnier. For several years before 9/11 one of his favorite tree to bark up was Russian sinister designs to undermine the good government of Taliban and reestablish its domination of Afghanistan and the rest of the Central Asia. Here are some hilarious droppings from his columns in WSJ Europe and some sheet of toilet paper he edits called "Fortnight in Review" (thanks Google for making exposing morons so easy it is truly fun):
"The charge that Afghanistan under Taliban is an exporter of Islamic extremism is another canard". "But where is the evidence of Taliban religious-missionary expansion into Central Asia or other neighboring countries?". "They [Central Asian countries]. seem prepared to accept the fact of Taliban domination of Afghanistan in return for guarantees of responsible behavior, which the Taliban authorities seem prepared to both offer and observe. What these countries do fear is precisely what the US-Russian sanctions seem structured to promote: unlimited and unmatched Russian arms supplies to the Afghan opposition that will produce interminable war and Russian demands to use Central Asia as staging areas for intervention in Afghanistan."
Oops. Then came 9/11 and the Party line got changed. Here is what he wrote in one of his December 2001 columns: "Ivanov. has credited Russia for being responsible for Northern Alliance military advances, while minimizing the decisive role of US air operation, intelligence gathering and special operations on the ground. Meanwhile Russia is. threatening to use its veto power on the UN Security Council to give it disproportional role in decisions on peacekeeping operations in Afghanistan and the country's political future."
Get it? A few months before September 11 - evil Russia was arming Northern Alliance while slandering and plotting against nice peaceful Talibs. After 9/11 - evil Russia has the temerity to claim it had a role in helping Northern Alliance to route evil terrorist thugs of Taliban!
The hacks like Socor are simply obsessed with hatred to ever notice this and infinite number of their other bloopers.
Many of you probably know an old Russian joke about a happily humming mosquito who, asked why he feels so good, proudly replies: "Yesterday they were beating up the elephant near the river, and I also managed to kick him twice". If this is not pathetic enough, imagine these Socors and other mosquitoes DENIED such opportunity to kick the lying elephant again and again, every second of their miserable life? To see that this elephant (or bear, or whatever) is down but still alive, not totally ground into dust? That Carthage is not yet plowed and salted?
Imagine him in such a rage, humming so furiously that he actually can be heard almost two meters away? Now imagine such a mosquito having at his disposal the loudspeaker of venom-spitting Wall Street Journal to broadcast his petty grievances far further than a couple of meters of space he rightfully deserves?
Acton, MA, USA
Dear Mr. Pankratov,
Congratulations, you've just written the best damn letter we've received in a long time. Anyone who helps the eXile's mission to Out The Scum is a hero in our eyes. Unfortunately neither your letter nor the original press review about Socor will make it onto the screens of America's official Russia Watching Bureaucracy on David Johnson's Russia List since we've been officially censored. However, thanks for your letter. Whenever we get our goddamn [sic] T-shirts made, you're in for one. Postage and handling on us!