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Unfiled December 11, 2002
Narked - confessions of A Russian Junkie
By Vlad Impaler Browse author

I don`t really remember how I met that pigfaced dyke of a dealer. I think we were scorin from the same source-that clean cut fag Valera. Since the guy never tried the shit himself, his smack was the best in town.

She was ugly as my life, but used to hang about with cute young chicks which i certainly liked. Then she started dealing herself in Nevsky Prospect`s area. The trick was simple: she`d buy a few grams of pure stuff from Valera, then cut it with paracetomol or sugar and sell it in the streets. She`d no fear and no shame whatsoever. Always acted as if she was invincible. We became sorta mates after I spotted some pigs that were after her and warned her. When they arrested her they coudn`t find anything on her and they had to let the bitch go. She gave me her phone number that day and we started hang around together. I`d cover her ass while she was dealing `cos i could sence pigs in the crowd like shark sences few drops of blood in waters. Her daily dose was about gram. There was no chance in hell for her to kick it without medical help so she had to do what she was doing just to keep herself going. She`d mix smack with speed and could spend whole day doing her buisness and night in some dance club. But her real habit was power. She was a power junkie. She loved it when some desperate kid would beg her for fix, following her around offering her stolen watch or mama`s wedding ring, and she was playing hard bitch watching him suffering and loving every moment of it. No wonder she got mugged few times when i wasn`t around. Sometimes she`d treat me exactly like she did to other cats, just to show me who`s the boss. I hated her just like everyone did but i was completely dependent on her. Especially after I was out of jail `cos the bitch started working for the narcs and grassed every dealer on Nevsky. It took some time for me to realise that she`s the only one left in central area..And guess who was her first victim? Valera. I`m not sure if the guy knows yet who set him up. Hope he got some good shafting in there for all the things he`d done to young cats desperate for fix.

Drug Tsars would give her protection and provide her with good quality smack and for that she would inform them on every smackhead she knew in town. She was great supergrass.Just like Azef. The narcs wiped out all them dealers from Nevsky during a month time and nobody would think that she was part of it. Finally i became one of her victims too.She had to provide narcs with fresh jail material or she`d soon became one herself.

That day she was very sweet to me and gave me a quarter just like that. So that I wouldn`t be sick the next day as she explained and could help her with some buisness. Needless to say i was surprised. On the way home i decided to buy some new syringes in the nearest drugstore and there they were.Narcs. Two huge dudes were waiting for me outside the drugstore. I spotted them straight away.. I knew i was going to get busted right after i left the store so i wrapped the smack in plastic from Marlboro pack and swallowed it thinking that quarter was not gonna kill me even if the package is dodgy and heroin desolves in my stomach. They stopped me on the way out, didn`t ask any questions-just put me in the car, that typical grey Volga. They handcuffed me and put small package in my left pocket of my corduroy baggy trousers.My trick with swallowing her smack didn`t work: they had their own stuff. I knew exactly what was going on so i didn`t ask any questions. I heard so many stories from guys who got arrested recently and got released after their families payed the usual bribe of two thousand dollars. I was fucked once again. I didn`t know anyone who would pay even a hundred rubles to help me out. It`d been just a couple of months since i was out of prison and now i was going to get in there again. God knows for how long this time....

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