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Kino Korner August 11, 2006
Kino Kapsulz
By Alex Shifrin Browse author Email

World's Fastest Indian

What They Say: The true story of retired New Zealander Burt Munro, who in the late 60's set the world land speed record at Speed Week in Utah's Salt Lake on a rebuilt 1920 Indian motorcycle.

What We Say: Finally, an original film that isn't based on a 70's sitcom! Apparently, New Zealand has more than sheep and sponsors for Ukrainian brides. Who knew?

The Lowdown: Easy Rider meets Days of Thunder.

Best Bit: Seeing a leather-clad old guy on a motorbike in a film that's not a cheap 80s comedy.

Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Saginaw Grant, Diane Ladd, Walton Goggins.

Rating:: 4/5

Playing: Russian threatres.


What They Say: Adam Sandler is given a universal remote control, which has the power to control everything around him. One would think that anyone with such new found abilities would use it to somehow enhance their sex lives. But not Sandler. In fact, the best he can come up with is fast forwarding past the boring parts, almost like watching a porno.

What We Say: The premise to this film is that there's nothing truly glorious about success and money. In fact, it's the moments of mundane, staid, Middle American life which make it all worthwhile. No doubt Sandler himself doesn't care about wealth or fame. I suppose that this is the type of lifestyle reinforcement message one needs to send out if you're to appeal to America's beige demographic. Makes us depressed just thinking about it. Also, makes another one of those hack film school theory statements about media and the man.

The Lowdown: Back to the Future meets Growing Pains by way of Chuck Klosterman.

Best Bit: Sandler bitch-slapping Hasselhoff.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, David Hasselhoff, Henry Winkler, Julie Kavner.

Rating:: 2.5/5

Playing: Theaters everywhere. Whoopteedo!

Superman Returns

What They Say: After returning from a five-year kommandirovka, Superman discovers that his ho Louis Lane has found herself another boy toy, and humanity in general no longer regards him as they did. So, when one faces the reality of low popularity, what does one instinctively do? Yes, one wages war against a comical villain (Lex Hussein) to rally support. God bless America.

What We Say: They've tried everything to maintain morale in the US from WWII revival films, tp a remake of the Dukes of Hazzard. Now America's gone back to what it does best -- believing that a single all powerful force will set everything right just before the credits roll. Nuh-uh, folks. Don't let this soma delude you. There is no Superman.

The Lowdown: GWI meets GWII.

Best Bit: His costume reminds you of the original.

Starring: Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, James Marsden.

Rating:: 2/5

Playing: If you're looking, please seek help

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Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
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We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

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America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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