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February 26, 2008
Kosovo Madness: Get Me Outta Here!

Mark Ames spends 2 months in post-war Kosovo and wants to burn the whole place down...
March 7, 2006
Prime Time Robbery

I was robbed last week. What happened was I went into a "Prime" sandwich shop on Ulitsa Maroseika to get some lunch.
January 27, 2006
The HIV Torture Test

The harrowing tale of taking a mandatory HIV test in a rundown Tenderloin clinic...
November 13, 2004
Gas Middle America

Mark Ames has the solution to the Red-State/Blue-State electoral divide in America. But it ain't perty...
October 2, 2003
A Harlot High and Low… and Lower

Will Ames rescue the ho with the heart of gold? Or are ho's just regular folks like you and me, working a bum job?
October 17, 2002
Chemoterapy Chic

Alla was the best looking girl at the private model show at Morris U. Snideman's 50th birthday party...
August 23, 2002
Rememberances Of Bonghits Past

Much of my behavior over the past eight years has been driven by the belief that if I just accumulate enough good memories, somehow it will even things out with death...
August 8, 2002
A Piece Of Kelly's Mind

Ames visits Rome, meets dumped American chick.
July 25, 2002
Chicken McShitlets

The American press has uniformly glossed over what the Russian side says is root of the problem: American chickens are a hazard to human health.
June 28, 2002
Stories for the Waterboy

A respectable Russian businessman beats, shaves whore, ends up paying $30.000 in settlement.
 
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Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
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Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Your Letters
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Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
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The Fortnight Spin
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Your Letters
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13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
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Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...

 
 
 

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