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Letter from America
16 ARTICLES
 
December 15, 2005
America: Your Time is Up

Kirill Pankratov pulls no punches in his gloating account of how wrong America understands Russia, and how they're becoming the laughingstock as Russia rises from its knees...
June 24, 2004
Ode to the Dolphins

I have finally discovered what price peace. This is it, on the cliffs of Point Dume overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
June 10, 2004
Burying Iraq under Reagan's Corpse

The lies about Reagan weren't just offensive. They were desperate.
May 27, 2004
Embrace The Pain

My evil Mexican-American friend Ricky Ramirez developed a philosophy that has helped him survive in America. He calls his program "Embrace The Pain."
May 13, 2004
Baseball, Apple Pie and Torture: The American Way

America's compound psychological fractures and bizarre fantasies have exploded. The most sickening of these is the collective flagellation and finger-pointing over the torture in Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad
April 29, 2004
A Binge Too Far

I'm living in the paradigmatic inverse of Moscow right now, and you people can eat my butt-sand...
April 16, 2004
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Bush

Ever since arriving in the US, I have had to fend off accusations that I was somehow involved in the death of the BBC's Alistair Cooke
April 5, 2004
The Tract-Home of Darkness

I'm in Santee for three days now. I'm waiting for another soul-destroying glimpse at dead-end suburbia – getting more scared.

February 19, 2004
Mile High Jesus

In US airports, Americans stop pretending about how terrified they are -- they just act terrified and that's that.
December 13, 2001
Everyhing Has Changed

It happened so quietly and so suddenly that no one in America has yet officially recognized it. So you're gonna hear about it here first, in Moscow's Only Alternative...
 
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