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October 17, 2002
Papa Do Preach

How would you like to play the youngest first-level chess player in all of Russia?! Six years old!!
October 2, 2002
eXile - 3, Whores - 0

Our agenda going into the third “eXile Plays the Whores" game was: No longer would we be satisfied with some ho that felt that it was her decision whether to play clothed or not.
September 19, 2002
eXile Plays the Whores

We like winning at chess - it's fun to destroy your opponent’s intellectual self-esteem...
September 6, 2002
eXile: 1, Whore: 0

Procuring a whore in Moscow to play chess with is not as easy as you might think, even for money. They’d rather bone than brain.
June 26, 2002
Head Like a Hole

Evgeny Bebchuk - a surprisingly breathing remnant of the lost era of Soviet chess allows us to insult his talent and intelligence.

May 29, 2002
eXile Plays the Masters

This week'a opponent invited us to play on condition that we let him practice his English with us. We agreed, thinking we might be able to plant false chess moves into his mind.
May 16, 2002
Searching for Little Shit

Kid’s aren’t THAT bad!" you might say. Well, the eXile sports desk has found one more reason to hate the little ones: they beat our asses in chess.
April 21, 2002
Kedrov: 1, eXile: 0

We had been feelin’ kinda down recently after 17 year-old babe/grandmaster Alexandra Kosteniuk disposed of us without even looking at the board. Like the pathetic masochists that we are, though, we decided to seek glorious defeat once again!
March 21, 2002
The eXile plays the Masters

It’s time once again for you chess pedants out there to dust off those boards and learn along with us, the eXile, as we willingly suffer humiliating defeats at the hands of some of Russia’s finest chess minds...
 
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