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February 27, 2008
Matt Siegel: Wanted By The eXile

Matt Siegel has been charged with slander and defamation of character against eXile editor Yasha Levine. Help us locate this idiot.
October 23, 2007
Band Interview: Funeral For A Friend

Who cares about the interview. The main thing is the band said would hang out with us and that means we're gonna get in on some underage groupie action.
September 10, 2007
September Sadness

August is over. It's time for everyone to get back to work and make a half-assed attempt to catch up with the 30 days of work they let pile up during Russia's traditional slacker month. Oh, and don't forget the vacation stories, the cheesy pictures and the parade of slutty new Autumn outfits.

August 27, 2007
The eXile Seeks a Life Coach Intern

Possible future interns, we here at The eXile need your help. Do you think you have what it takes to be our life coach?
August 24, 2007

This latest addition to the eXile lexicon is so fresh it's barely even on the streets yet. The term, pension (pronounced "pen-see-on") is closely to the term sponsor, but with a little Putin Pride twist.
August 10, 2007

TG influences every nuance of your personality. It determines how you feel when you wake up in the morning, your career path, how you relate to others, the quality of you mating partner - you name it, TG controls it. And there's no cure. Once it sinks into your brain, you're a slave for life.
August 10, 2007
Surviving The Dead Zone

August 10, 2007
An Appeal To Our Readers

July 27, 2007
Al Dilbert

New Al Dilbert strip. New strategies to post better Jihad first-quarter profits
Book Review
Naomi Klein Takes Down The Shock Therapy Quacks :
War Nerd: The Siege
Nahr al Bared: A Squeamish Siege :
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Political Cartoon of the Week :


Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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