Mankind's only alternative 30   JAN.   23  
Mankind's only alternative
Vlad's Daily Gloat - The eXile Blog

Blogs RSS feed

May 28, 2008
13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters

Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...
March 21, 2008
John Mccain: Biggest Fag In War History

I recently became a expert specialist in The Decline And Fall of The American Empire. I use the famous Gibbon title very sarcastically...
February 20, 2008
Charting McCain's Presidency

How dangerous is John McCain's notoriously short fuse? Check out our E-Z chart.
February 20, 2008
Northern Ill. University Massacre: A Story of Bleakness & Madness

Why? Why did this rage massacre at Northern Illinois University happen? The explanations are a repeat of the ones we hear after every other massacre, leading nowhere...

February 6, 2008
The Triumph of Hope Over Experience: Hillary vs. Obama

It's six in the morning Moscow, Russia time, and I've just finished watching the Democratic debate on my laptop. I thought I'd share with my fellow Americans one humble expatriate's opinion on the most important election since...
December 16, 2007
The Year in Celebutards: 2007

Two-thousand and seven was a fabulous year for fans of petty, catty celebrity gossip...
December 5, 2007
Michelle Malkin's "Paris Hilton Tape!"

Michelle Malkin offers American boy a "happy finish."
November 6, 2007
Devil's Night Debate: Is Russia America's Enemy, Again?

Mark Grueter, special to The eXile, reports from New York on a Cold War debate pitting ignorant Russia haters against unconvincing Russia apologists.

Sushi Badness :
In Brief
Guardian Correspondent Reveals Reading Disorder :

God Can Suck My Dick :
Gay Novikov Restaurant Waiter
Field Guide To Moscow: Asinus Vasallus :


Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

War Nerd Summer Reading Guide
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
It’s summer, you’ve got a little more time off, so you can read up on war instead of trying to live in whatever boring suburb you live in. Lawns, neighbors, dogs, kids—it all sucks and the best thing you can do is get as far out of it as you can.


    MAIN    |    RUSSIA    |    WAR NERD     |    [SIC!]    |    BAR-DAK    |    THE VAULT    |    ABOUT US    |    RSS

© "the eXile". Tel.: +7 (495) 623-3565, fax: +7 (495) 623-5442