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April 17, 2008
Who Are These People?

There is something wrong in CelebrityLand. More and more often, the glossy rags, the tabloids, the blogs and entertainment TV shows I thrive upon have been featuring people I have never heard of.
April 7, 2008
The Beauty of Botched Plastic Surgery

The eternal pursuit of beauty is certainly not a new phenomenon among the rich and famous. Vanity isn't so much a sin in La-La Land as it is a prerequisite, a marketing tool, an element of survival...
March 24, 2008
Celeb-Retard Roundup!

The say that family is the foundation of society. Thank God we have so many exemplary celebrity families to light the way for the rest of us. Families provide guidance and support...

March 3, 2008
Desperate Measures For Desperate Celebrities

Ah, fame. Celebrities wouldn’t be celebrities without it. For some, it comes effortlessly. For others, it comes only after the third trip to rehab. But other, less fortunate attention whores must continually bust their humps to keep their names in the blogs.
February 20, 2008
Celebrity Roundup

This past week, to no one's surprise, Britney Spears was again hospitalized on a 5150 (a psychiatric evaluation). She is expected to be held longer this time...
February 1, 2008
Celebrity Retards

Anna Nicole Smith may be dead, but the saga of her hot-mess-ness lives on in her brain-damaged daughter, Britney's tampon is seen sticking to the inside of her bared inner ass cheek...
 
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