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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
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 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
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 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
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 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
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 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
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 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
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 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
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Eileen Jones9 ARTICLES
 May 28, 2008 13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters America
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...
 May 24, 2008 Film Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Kino Korner
The first couple of scenes in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull are good. I mean, really good. I was never more shocked than when I was sitting there in the theater having to revise all my expectations at a moment’s notice: “Oh my gosh, Spielberg might’ve actually made a good film again! It’s happening, right here, right now, after all these years…!”
 May 19, 2008 Evangelical Propaganda For Kiddies: A Review of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Kino Korner
The second film in the Chronicles of Narnia franchise, Prince Caspian, is so big, so long, so slow, so stilted, so cheesy, so pumped full of phony-looking CGI that there’s nothing to stop it from making a billion dollars. Because, God help us, this is the gelatinous form the fantasy genre has taken in the past few decades and now everyone has learned to love it, the way World War II-era Brits learned to love Spam...
 April 26, 2008 Film Review: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Kino Korner
Ask anybody under twenty-five what he/she thought of the 2004 stoner comedy Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, and he/she will almost certainly say, with intense feeling, “It was huh-LARE-ious.” There’s going to be a similar reaction to the sequel, Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay...
 October 4, 2007 Woe Is Wodehouse And His Biography Book Review
<span id="sp_febb98ff3b2c26e2dab3c82b2f1dcbc0_44837">Eileen Jones explains why </span>Robert McRum's biography of P.G. Wodehouse is everything that's wrong with biographies today.
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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova
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Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
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Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United
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The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...
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Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...
Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
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Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......
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Cold Bullshit
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The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.
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