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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Alexander Zaitchik34 ARTICLES
March 27, 2008
There Will Be Krov: Oil-soaked Travels Through Azerbaijan
Photo EssayMarch 27, 2008
Photo Essay: Balakhani, Azerbaijan
McCainFebruary 9, 2008
US Elections Special Part I: A McCainiac On The Loose
January 26, 2008
Russia and the West in the Year of the Rat
Book ReviewDecember 25, 2007
Naomi Klein Takes Down The Shock Therapy Quacks
Cold War ReportDecember 11, 2007
The Cornerstone Crumbles
December 6, 2007
Megatons and Memory Holes
Cold War ReportNovember 19, 2007
Edward Lucas' Cold War Hustle
Cold War ReportNovember 5, 2007
Retro MADness
October 8, 2007
Inside the Zone
Moscow Coffee Wars!September 28, 2007
The Green Mermaid Wades Ashore
Rambo returnsSeptember 18, 2007
Preview Review: Rambo IV
Destricted SucksSeptember 13, 2007
Destricted: But is it Porn?
July 13, 2007
Still Privatizing After All These Years
July 13, 2007
The Squawk-ic Avenger
June 29, 2007
The Chickens Of Chelyabinsk
June 15, 2007
The Primacy Primate

June 1, 2007
Preview Reviews
May 18, 2007
The Kingdom of OMON
May 18, 2007
Kino Korner
May 4, 2007
The Bored Whore Of Kyoto
April 20, 2007
Preview Review
March 23, 2007
Russia Goes Ballistic
November 17, 2006
Jesus Tweak!
May 19, 2006
Letter from Rajasthan
May 5, 2006
Let's Go Revolution Trekking: Letter from Nepal
April 7, 2006
Terrorism In the Sub-Continent
March 24, 2006
Part VI: Nerdicide
March 7, 2006
Part V: Bride Burning
February 24, 2006
Gandhi Porn
January 27, 2006
Indian Blotter
December 15, 2005
Indian Blotter: Caste Conflict
December 2, 2005
Indian Blotter
August 23, 2002
Bozos in Budapest
Get Your Putin On:
How The Great Gazoo Stole Georgia's Democracy:
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Kosovo And Lakota: Russia's Golden Skullfuck Opportunity:


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In The Winner's Circle: Reader Responses To Adam Levine's Legal Threats
UPDATED! A while back, we asked readers to help us figure out the best way to retract a short piece of satire about Moron 5 front man Adam Levine and Marina Shaparova, as requested by Mr. Levine's lawyer. Here are some of the best responses, now with the winner's audio file attached.

The Economist: The World’s Sleaziest Magazine
Feature Story By Mark Ames
The Economist is waging an obsessive campaign to rebrand Putin's Russia as a Fascist state. As Mark Ames shows, this grossly overrated magazine has been, is, and always will be wrong about every single subject it puts its slime-soaked fingers on.

Russian Propaganda Posters Are Back With A Vengeance
Reklama Review By Alex Shifrin
It all started last year, with a heavier than usual smattering of non-profit and socially minded advertising appearing in the capital. The smattering soon became a deluge. Now, the cheesy PSAs reign supreme.

Happy Fucking Birthday Moscow, You Ugly Hag!
Limonov Files By Edward Limonov
Limonov tells it like it is: Moscow is a shit capital city and isn't really worth it. Unless, that is, you're waging a political battle to the death.

Your Letters
Your letters this week include a self-proclaimed "white woman" Sikh priestess giving her phone number to the War Nerd...and by extension, all of our readers...

Destricted: But is it Porn?
Kino Korner By Alexander Zaitchik
Destricted would be a lot easier to take if the producers had titled it, Pretentious Pricks. But this is supposed to be Very Serious Stuff—it opened at Tate! There was even jumbo shrimp at the reception!

WAR NERD: Kamikaze Math
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
The War Nerd on why one plane for one ship was always a sane trade. Plus
other lessons from Tojo's air force.


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