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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog
 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog
 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog
 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
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eXile Staff6 ARTICLES
 August 24, 2007 Letter from Moron 5's Lawyer [SIC!]
WHAT A MAROON! Gentlemen, I am the attorney for Adam Levine and the members of Maroon 5. It has come to our attention that your newspaper and...
 December 29, 2006 2006: The Year Russia Schooled The West Feature Story
While 2006 turned out to be the biggest Bummer Year for America since the Carter Years, 2006 was the year that Russia finally schooled the West's ass. The eXile grades each course that Russia schooled the West in this past year...
June 28, 2002 Russian Markets' Paradigm Shift Editorial
Economic distress in America, sluggish growth in Europe and Japan, turmoil in Argentina, Brazil and Turkey—nothing, it seems, can keep the Russian stock market down for long.
May 1, 2002 Hacker Hounding! Unfiled
A thief hacked into Jake Runditsky's computer, stealing 100 hours of his bartered Internet access time. The eXile seeks Holy Vengeance after discovering the hacker's telephone number.
May 1, 2002 Restaurant Reviewer Assaulted Unfiled
Radical activists from the Moscow-based “Save the Chilean Sea Bass Fund" pelted new eXile restaurant critic with ten kilograms of fresh green mango chutney. The hit occurred after receiving reports that Schwartz ordered Sea Bass of an unconfirmed national
 July 12, 2001 Pourquoi L'Exile Feature Story
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova
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Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
Le nouvel ennemi
Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United
La manière de
Sports Section
The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...
Razzia sur la shnouff
Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...
Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
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Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......
Your Letters
[SIC!]
La Trique... Insult? Par Un Ane... Binoclard avec une collection de disques... Goyal sort du placard de napol?on... Retour de manivelle... Rarretelle... Connard monoglotte... Analphabete... Ivanise—vice... L’h?breu ex-sit?...
Cold Bullshit
Feature Story
The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.
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