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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog
 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog
 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog
 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
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 August 24, 2007 Letter from Moron 5's Lawyer [SIC!]
WHAT A MAROON! Gentlemen, I am the attorney for Adam Levine and the members of Maroon 5. It has come to our attention that your newspaper and...
 December 29, 2006 2006: The Year Russia Schooled The West Feature Story
While 2006 turned out to be the biggest Bummer Year for America since the Carter Years, 2006 was the year that Russia finally schooled the West's ass. The eXile grades each course that Russia schooled the West in this past year...
June 28, 2002 Russian Markets' Paradigm Shift Editorial
Economic distress in America, sluggish growth in Europe and Japan, turmoil in Argentina, Brazil and Turkey—nothing, it seems, can keep the Russian stock market down for long.
May 1, 2002 Hacker Hounding! Unfiled
A thief hacked into Jake Runditsky's computer, stealing 100 hours of his bartered Internet access time. The eXile seeks Holy Vengeance after discovering the hacker's telephone number.
May 1, 2002 Restaurant Reviewer Assaulted Unfiled
Radical activists from the Moscow-based “Save the Chilean Sea Bass Fund" pelted new eXile restaurant critic with ten kilograms of fresh green mango chutney. The hit occurred after receiving reports that Schwartz ordered Sea Bass of an unconfirmed national
 July 12, 2001 Pourquoi L'Exile Feature Story
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
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COMBED OVER!!!
Feature Story By Matt Taibbi
The eXile mercilessly torments a little-known New Jersey internet consultant...
2001: A Zap Odyssey
Feature Story By Kevin McElwee
Booze, bribes, and brawls -- Krazy Kevin McElwee recounts the horrible, shocking tale of the eXile Zaporozhets Road Rally...
Be Cool, America. War??? Think it Over
Feature Story By Matt Taibbi
Looking at the situation after the attacks and possible scenarios of the US response, Matt Taibbi brings up some key issues that appear to be blindly ignored by mainstream American media...
Arabian Psycho
Feature Story By Makhmoud Al-Lis Easton
Excerpts from the new Easton Al-Lis novel...
CLEANSE THE WORLD
Feature Story By John Dolan
"A nation that would rather send a three-million dollar cruise missile than risk the life of a few soldiers is a nation with no effectual military power at all." Dr. John Dolan on the practical value of the U.S. arsenal...
God Can Suck My Dick
Feature Story By Matt Taibbi
After 9/11, I'm certain: every last person who believes in God should be captured with big nets and thrown into maximum-security institutions where they'll be forced to knit oven-mitts and play Lite-Brite with each other until...
Get With The Pogrom
Feature Story By Matt Taibbi
Moscow skinheads are running wild. Do the police care?
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