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Tofer Lamont9 ARTICLES March 7, 2008 This Wine & Cheese Bar is Wine-o-mite! Restaurant Review
VinoSyr is one of those places I walked by a thousand times before curiosity finally got the better of me. And I'll be damned if I don't say that this place is my most rocking Moscow culinary find to date!
February 25, 2008 Mai Tai, or Yours? Tiki Bar Diving in Moscow Restaurant Review
Polynesian mythology is full of nubile goddesses with awesome magical powers. Not only could they seduce and defeat any god with a twist of their hips, they could produce lightning bolts by shaking their coconut-shell bras...
January 29, 2008 Thaitanium Taste Buds Restaurant Review
We hate to beat a dead elephant here, but there's nothing more frustrating than taking a provincial Moscow chick for her first non-sushi Asian meal...
January 2, 2008 Solyanka: The Food Restaurant Review
I turned 29 last week. And like every birthday, I woke up full of questions. What am I doing with my life? Why is my family ashamed of me? Why can't I find multi-packs of cheap socks in Moscow? Where can I get delicious bowl of coconut and prawns soup and a huge-ass Long Island Ice Tea for under 1,000 Rubles?
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Moscow's only Ethiopian restaurant—reviewed.
September 17, 2007 Bite My Boutique Restaurant Review
Ever wonder what the food's like in Golden Apple, a luxurious boutique hotel smack in the middle of Moscow? Surprisingly, it's pretty darn good.
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July 27, 2007 Don't Mess With Tex Mex Restaurant Review
Hola, eXhole Amigos. As is my wont, I'm gonna start this review off with a tale of teenage terror.
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