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	31 JUL. 10

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30/7

Address: Petrovka 30/7

Aktovy Zal

Address: Perevedenovsky per., 18 , 265−3935

Barfly

Address: Strastnoi blvr. 6 str. 2 , 209-2779

Bourbon Street

Address: Bol. Zlatoustinsky Per. 7/1 (next to , 980−1058

Cafe Royal

Address: Ashcheulov per., 9 , 207−0969, 207−9172

Duma

Address: Mokhovaya 11, str. 3V (Entrance from Nikitsky per.) , 692−1119

Gorod

Address: B20 Staraya Basmannaya , 261−6174

Hard Rock Cafe

Address: Stary Arbat 44 , 244−8970

Help

Address: 1st Tverskaya-Yamskaya 27, bldg 1 , 995-9535

Too Drunk To Fuck

Address: Petrovka 30/7 , 500-8025

To get your club or bar listed and abused in our guide call Guzel and speak sweet words to her at 795-3376 or fax her at 245-1415. Or email us at the_exile@mail.ru

Decoding Key

Fakhie Factor!
	- no, even Abramovich couldn't score here
	- roll up in a Merc or wave yer passport around; otherwise, expect to do some talkin'
	- pack pepper spray, cuz U need protection

Feis Kontrol Factor!
	- even fat embassy employees can get in
	- if you read FHM or Elle, you're fine
	- if youcan't have the art director killed, you're not gettin' in

Foaml Factor!
	- Up to 150R per beer
	- if you read FHM or Elle, you're fine
	- if you can't have the art director killed, you're not gettin' in

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