Vlad's Daily Gloat
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The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
This hopped-up "Kopeika" Lada shows off its rubber-burning power to an awed provincial audience...
Why does this woman wear her shiner...
On Friday, a group of Russian performance artists stripped off their clothes and started fucking in the middle of Moscow's Biology Museum in an act they called "Fuck For Medvedev!" (Actually they used the word "cub" as a play on Medvedev's name, which means "bear" in Russian.) The Russian-language version can be seen here.
The performance artists are from a group called "Voina." They managed to gather a few photographers and a banner, popped a bunch of Viagra, and fucked on the floor for about 10 minutes before getting thrown out. As you'll see in the photos, one of the chicks was pregnant, making this an "extreme hardcore" show. The dudes are hilarious looking, real porn star types, especially this one hairy little bald dude who looks like Isaac Babel, and the flabby dude with the ponytail. There must be some skank requirement for the International Performance Artists' Guild...
Their slogan "Fuck For Medvedev" was first unveiled at a "Young Guards" pro-Kremlin protest rally on February 23. They held their banner up in the background until a grumpy cop took it away and threw it in his car.
Intrepid performance artists pretending to mind their own business at the Biology Museum
The Christopher Walken artist starts to undress...
This poor artist got stuck with the pregnant artist...hence, the performance wank...
"I have to fuck that?!" He's having a "why did I become an artist" moment...
Fresh off the GULAG diet, our fit artist really struggles for his art...
Just think, when the baby grows up and sees this: "My mother, everyone! Thanks, Ma! Thanks for having some asshole jizz on my head in a dirty museum! Can't wait to be born! Love ya!"
In comparison, she looks like Jenna Jameson...
Note the cellphone on the left: she's actually getting off. Right: mature artist looks bored as Isaac Babel nails her from behind...
Whoop! There it is, the "message" to the "performance art" act! (Note Walken's reach-around...)
Whose tits are bigger, his or hers?
Walken lookalike got the hot skinny artist, probably because the others are scared of him...
Whoa daddy! Babel's shirt is off! He's so hairy he could be mistaken for an eXile editor!
Ed "Mr. Nasty" Powers, move over! Note the hottish chick fully clothed filming...
The blowjob on the right is a nice touch, but the real star is Walken's hot Patti Smith lookalike left.
Walken gives his "don't fuck with my booty" look, while quirky bearded dude tries to put on his best I'm-okay-with being-stuck-holding-the-banner face...
They're thinking, "Damn, this better pay off..."
BELOW ARE A COUPLE OF FOTOS FROM THE PRO-KREMLIN YOUTH RALLY ON FEB. 23:
The "Fuck for Medvedev" banner goes up among the Young Guard banners...
And the banner goes down...
Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
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Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.
Clubbing Adventures Through Time
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.
The Fortnight Spin
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.
Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.
War Nerd Summer Reading Guide
It’s summer, you’ve got a little more time off, so you can read up on war instead of trying to live in whatever boring suburb you live in. Lawns, neighbors, dogs, kids—it all sucks and the best thing you can do is get as far out of it as you can.