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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sashas...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Food Shortage: Is This America Or Ethiopia?
April 21, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Collapsing America is looking more and more like Ethiopia every day...


Aeroflot Kicks Ameriflop's Loser Ass
April 10, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
America is collapsing so fast, it can't even manage to fly an airplane...


American Pussies Beg Iran To Talk To Them
April 9, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Iran upgrades its nuke program, while America helplessly begs Ahmadinejad for "Just 5 minutes of your time, Sir!"


Russia Buying Up American Industry
April 7, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Ruble-rich Russians are snapping up cheap American industry and workers...


Human Cow Embryos Live! (In America)
April 6, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
British scientists create a human cow embryo...only problem is human cows already inhabit the United States of America...


NATO Surrenders To Russia
April 3, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
NATO officially surrendered to Russia today after it denied membership bids to Ukraine and Georgia...


Americans Can't Even Answer A Phone Properly
March 27, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Americans celebrate the Iraq "success," but still can't answer an Indian's phone...


Top U.S. Banks "Worse Than Nigeria"
March 21, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
A mid-sized Russian bank is worth more than all of Wall Street combined...


Americans Suck Dick For Gas Money
March 20, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
As George Bush declared the war in Iraq "worth it," a woman in Arizona offers to suck dick for gas money...


America Flushed Down The Toilet
March 17, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Fat American woman stuck on a toilet for 2 years, while America goes down the drain...



Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscows Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywoods Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...

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