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Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Cellphone Democracy Cam
May 20, 2008
If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...


 

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos
May 20, 2008
Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...


 

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real!
May 15, 2008
Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...


 

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program
May 15, 2008
The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...


 

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs
May 15, 2008
We took the Pepsi Challenge here...


 

He Loves Me ... He Loves Me Not ... He Loves Me!
May 1, 2008
Why does this woman wear her shiner...


 

A Still From The Dyevscovory Channel
May 1, 2008
We don’t need to travel to far off continents to observe exotic...


 

Weak Dollar Makes for Cheap Laughs
May 1, 2008
The dollar is so worthless here that...


 

Russian Dyevs: Club Mating Strategies
April 24, 2008
Two different club snapper mating techniques...


 

Invasion of the Churka "Gop-Stop" Squat
April 24, 2008
With the help of its increasingly wealthy Russian hosts...


 

Snapper Studies
April 24, 2008
Yet another riddle left unanswered by science...


 

Successful Russian Date
April 18, 2008
What does it look like?


 

Old Skool Russian Babes
April 18, 2008
Tonight these dyevs are partying like it’s 1991...


 

The Many Faces of Russia's Indie Scene
April 18, 2008
Okay, our powers are returning. It’s obvious that this photo is just one of those...


 

Indie On The Outside
April 18, 2008
Totally unselfconscious babes on the inside...


 

Vacationing Russians Experience Culture Clash
April 15, 2008
A Russian slut dry humps her drunk vacation-sponsor's tailbone...


 

Provincial Diva
April 15, 2008
The unique stench of a Russian toilet will...


 

What Kind Of Gopnik Is This?
April 15, 2008
It’s hard to tell if this guy’s a genuine high-class post-gopnik, or...


 

Russian Club Chicks in B&W
April 11, 2008
They’re saying: Can you help us please?


 

Rating Russian Chicks
April 11, 2008
Sometimes—it's rare, but it does happen...


 

One More Booked Russian Hooker
April 11, 2008
Russian hooker celebrates 1790...


 

Snapshot of a Provincial Wedding
April 11, 2008
No it's not an outdoor party, it's a...


 

Classic Dyev in Magnitogorsk
April 8, 2008
Far away from the taint of Moscow’s hipsters comes this photo of...


 

Shag Carpet Fun
April 7, 2008
The guy taking this photo must be pretty high up to get this angle...


 

Censored Beaver Shot
April 6, 2008
This girl agreed to flash her beaver specifically so...


 

Spawning Provincial Snapper
April 6, 2008
If you want to distract a potential mate from your martian hairdo and your slightly off-kilter eyes...


 

Proto-Gopniks
April 5, 2008
Just as scientists were amazed to discover a new...


 

The Russian Standard: Happy Couple
April 5, 2008
Not sure why, but we decided to throw in an incredibly...


 

The Future of Oil-rich Russia
April 4, 2008
We have seen the future of oil-rich Russia, and here it is: a dystopia totally...


 

Gopniks With AKs
April 2, 2008
Who will I be supporting in the upcoming presidential elections?


 

Zhopa The Talking Car
April 2, 2008
Khyerbee Ze Love Bag...


 

Native American in Russia
April 2, 2008
How!
Me look like white man.


 

Corporate Party Skank
March 24, 2008
Get ahold of that expression of pure satisfaction on her face...


 

The "Bang Me" Look
March 22, 2008
One nice thing about the fact that Russian fashion...


 

Russian Schoolgirls on a Soviet Tank
March 22, 2008
According to Clausewitz, a pair of hot leggy dyevs...


 

Pissing In Public
March 21, 2008
Pissing on his own GAZel marshrutka...


 

Blumpkin Baby
March 21, 2008
An anti-blumpkin commercial...


 

The Gopnik Standard
March 17, 2008
Just as England keeps a standard measurement of a pound and a foot in some...


 

Come Inside The Real Russia
March 17, 2008
Come to provincial Russia and...


 

Russkii Soul Brother
March 17, 2008
Photographic evidence that Russians and African-Americans are soul brothers...


 

Dacha Life Snapshot
March 5, 2008
Our designer didn't understand why...


 

Law & Order With Totalitarian Babes
March 5, 2008
There's a female cop academy over by...


 

Dating Site Photography
February 25, 2008
Go to any Russian dating site, and you'll...


 

Kalyan Junkies!
February 25, 2008
Russia's latest drug problem.


 

Pimp Shawarma Mobile
February 20, 2008
Russian petro rubles at work.


 

Totalitarian Babe
February 20, 2008
What this girl needs is a strong dose of...


 

Russian Electorate
February 19, 2008
The crucial male 18-30 aged voter...


 

Russia, Land of Paradoxes
February 19, 2008
Here a typical babe is caught


 

Prostitute Line-up
February 12, 2008
A St. Petersburg cop posted dozens of photos of rank prostitutes from lineups...


 

Still Love You Honey!
February 12, 2008
It started with a guy at an office party staring at her...


 

Gopnik Candy Raver
February 12, 2008
If only we could introduce this E-dosed...


 

Russian Drunk
February 11, 2008
Any drunk knows what this is...


 

Life & Blood of the Communist Party
February 11, 2008
Hey, can't an old alcoholic get any service around here anymore?


 

Snapper Watch
February 10, 2008
Russia is teeming with so much babeage that...


 

Deleted 9/11 World Trade Tower Photo
February 10, 2008
Russian tourists Tanya and Natasha...


 

Russkii Tech Support
February 10, 2008
Good morning! So, do you want me to...


 

Firefighter Pafos
February 9, 2008
While American firemen suffer cuts in benefits and neglect...


 

Working Girl In Training
February 8, 2008
True story: Russian academics recently found that girls who drink more are also more successful in their careers...


 

One More Retro 70s Party
February 8, 2008
Yes, Russian dudes really are lame enough to wear...


 

Provincial Self-Expression
January 31, 2008
Grab it... and let loose!


 

A Case For Breast Implants
January 31, 2008
Normally we’re against the whole breast implant thing...


 

Russian Prom Queens?
January 31, 2008
Do not adjust your screen...


 

A Peek Into a Schoolgirl Lavatory
January 31, 2008
This girl is saying, "I don’t know why there are so many pedophiles...


 

Show Me Your Thingies!
January 28, 2008
When you're on the wrong side of Russia's wealth divide...


 

Chechen Revival
January 26, 2008
Chechen RevivalThe next indie trend...


 

Whore's Little Helper
January 26, 2008
This is why you don’t want to wake up...


 

Russian Dyevs, We Praise You
January 26, 2008
At the end of December, we’d have looked at these girls and grunted...


 

Wasted Russians on Vacation
January 16, 2008
Another reason why Egypt is so popular with Russian tourists...


 

Caucasian Pimpin'
January 16, 2008
Ever since Ilar's watermelon stand was shut down...


 

Russian Relationships
January 3, 2008
This guy's saying, "Yeah, she shuba'd me..."


 

Russian Mini-Meatloaf
January 3, 2008
If anyone knows the name of this mini-Meatloaf's band...


 

Snapper Stretching
January 3, 2008
During the long winter months, it's important to...


 

Single Drunk Mother
December 20, 2007
And when she woke up 20 hours later...


 

Babushka Provocateur
December 20, 2007
This babushka traveled all the way from Chelyabinsk...


 

Russki Clubber
December 20, 2007
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse...


 

Hot Dyev Cops
December 16, 2007
What do you call this?



 

Gopnik In A Tanning Outfit
December 16, 2007
Summer has passed, but the memories remain.


 

Two Chicks In Da Klub
December 16, 2007
Someone get a shepherd's crook and


 

Miss Russia 2007
December 15, 2007 by Yasha Levine
Miss RussiaA hot Tatar babe is the winner, plus Miss Russia finalists go vote!


 

Speedo Chuvak
December 10, 2007
Speedo ChuvakSeen here enjoying retirement...


 

Policing Pirated Software
December 7, 2007
For Russia, gaining WTO entry is vital, very vital.


 

Riding Platzkart
December 7, 2007
If you stare at this picture long enough...


 

Background Speedo Noise
December 5, 2007
The Russian dude in the left background has this look on his face like...


 

Men's Health for Russian Women
December 5, 2007
As a prank, this chick's friends got her...


 

Fishnet Ho From Lipetsk
December 5, 2007
In places like Lipetsk...


 

Gop Stop
December 4, 2007
In the wild...


 

FACE CONTROL: Gopnik Transformer
November 27, 2007
A gopnik pupating into...


 

FACE CONTROL: African Chick Paparazzi
November 22, 2007
African Chick In RussiaDo African chicks like this ever get...


 

FACE CONTROL: Plastic Surgery Bloopers
November 19, 2007
Chick with boob jobSomeone should tell this chick that...


 

FACE CONTROL: MMS Mass Murderer
November 19, 2007
Chikatilo BirdieChikatilo in...


 

FACE CONTROL: Russkii Punk Grrl
November 18, 2007
Russki Punk GrrlIn thirty years of endless posing...


 

FACE CONTROL: Free Isn't Safe
November 18, 2007
Free Public TransportationThe cheapest way to travel...


 

FACE CONTROL: Russian Dyev Nostalgia
November 18, 2007
Girl with rugLong after we return to our miserable Western homelands...


 

FACE CONTROL: Loyal Partner
November 7, 2007
Loyal PartnerThis dog is telling its owner...


 

FACE CONTROL: Hairy Arms
November 7, 2007
Hairy ArmsShe-male or he-female?


 

FACE CONTROL: Provincial Schoolgirls
November 4, 2007
Provincial schoolgirls enjoying a beer during school hours. Even in Putin's Russia, some things won't ever change. 


 

FACE CONTROL: Public Toilet To Go
November 4, 2007
ToiletWhen it comes to public toilets in Russia, you gotta plan ahead...


 

FACE CONTROL: Purse Dog Hell
November 4, 2007
DoggieWhat happens to a purse dog once it realizes it's out of style?


 

FACE CONTROL: Army Life
November 2, 2007
ArmyA more humane dedovshina...


 

FACE CONTROL: The Devushka Squat
November 2, 2007
SquatWhat one thing makes Russian chicks sexier than all other chicks?


 

FACE CONTROL: Militsia After Work
October 28, 2007
Zhigulovskoe beer and the militsia. Nothing else says "Russia" better.


 

FACE CONTROL: Boring BJs
October 27, 2007
BlowEven exhibitionist sex gets old...


 

FACE CONTROL: Russian Cops At An Amusement Park
October 16, 2007
GAI On CartsRussian traffic police go cart racing.


 

FACE CONTROL: Provincial Designer Labels
October 16, 2007
DolceWestern designer labels are translated into a language Russians can understand better...


 

FACE CONTROL: Provincial Sex Appeal
October 16, 2007
Penza LoverInternet cam photo of a fashionable Penza man not ashamed of his body.


 

FACE CONTROL: Santekhnik's Porn
October 5, 2007
Santekhnik pornSantekhnik porn is taking Russia by storm.


 

FACE CONTROL: Mating Season In Russia
October 5, 2007
Mating SeasonThe Russian mating ritual takes place annually on some third-world beach.


 

FACE CONTROL: Russian Acrobats
October 5, 2007
Russian AcrobatsSometimes you just got to show some respekt!


 

FACE CONTROL: Real Gopniks
September 29, 2007
GopniksThe thing about these gnob-goblin bandity...


 

FACE CONTROL: Provincial Purse Dog
September 29, 2007
Purse DogPurse dog mania has finally hit the provinces. But can provincial Russians afford them?


 

FACE CONTROL: Beach Excuses
September 25, 2007
Beach TimeIt's a bit chilly here in the library basement, but...


 

FACE CONTROL: Blending In
September 25, 2007
Blending InNo matter how hard they try, blending has never been easy for Russia's ethnic minorities.


 

FACE CONTROL: The Shwarma Shuttle Allure
September 24, 2007
Shwarma Shuttle AllureWhy is it that anytime a provincial dyevushkha sees a car that she likes, she instinctively hikes up her skirt, strikes a cheesy pose, and has someone photograph her?


 

FACE CONTROL: Natasha Goes To Amerika
September 24, 2007
Natasha Goes To AmerikaThis is the after-shot for Natasha's year-abroad student exchange program which sent her to a school in Michigan.


 

Face Control: Russian Hipsters Make Art Out Of Metro
September 14, 2007
Hipster Metro ArtRussian hipsters make lame hipster art in Moscow's metro.


 

Face Control: The Girls of Nashi, Topless
September 14, 2007
Nude Nashi ChicksA big part of being a patriotic young lady in Nashi is learning how to strip in front of a crowd.


 

Face Control: Why Are Provincial Girls So Hot?
September 14, 2007
Girl Gopnik AllureTapochki, track pants and ass-floss underwear--it's all part of the girl gopnik allure.


 

Face Control: Snapper Flash on Venice Beach
September 11, 2007
Russian Sluts in Venice BeachRussian dyevs flash their shaven snappers in Venice Beach.


 

Face Control: Creative Dedovshina
September 11, 2007
Creative DedovshinaA creative new way of torturing and humiliating army recruits in a safe manner. Helps with extortion, too.


 

Face Control: Waxed Nipple Man
September 11, 2007
Nipple ManHis nipple is more perfectly waxed than hers, and what makes it so painful for her is that he's not even modest about it.


 

 
 
 
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