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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Charlton Heston Predicts Food Crisis When Charlton Heston died the other week, I paid respects by downloading his dystopian trilogy...
April 19, 2008 in eXile Blog

The Girls of Expobank One of Russia's leading banks releases a saucy calender featuring its own hot employees...
March 12, 2008 in eXile Blog

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Food Shortage: Is This America Or Ethiopia? Collapsing America is looking more and more like Ethiopia every day...
April 21, 2008 in Vlad's Daily Gloat

Aeroflot Kicks Ameriflop's Loser Ass America is collapsing so fast, it can't even manage to fly an airplane...
April 10, 2008 in Vlad's Daily Gloat

American Pussies Beg Iran To Talk To Them Iran upgrades its nuke program, while America helplessly begs Ahmadinejad for "Just 5 minutes of your time, Sir!"
April 9, 2008 in Vlad's Daily Gloat

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Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

He Loves Me ... He Loves Me Not ... He Loves Me! Why does this woman wear her shiner...
May 1, 2008 in Face Control

A Still From The Dyevscovory Channel We don’t need to travel to far off continents to observe exotic...
May 1, 2008 in Face Control

Weak Dollar Makes for Cheap Laughs The dollar is so worthless here that...
May 1, 2008 in Face Control

Russian Dyevs: Club Mating Strategies Two different club snapper mating techniques...
April 24, 2008 in Face Control

Invasion of the Churka "Gop-Stop" Squat With the help of its increasingly wealthy Russian hosts...
April 24, 2008 in Face Control

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Shwarma Shuttle Expo This hopped-up "Kopeika" Lada shows off its rubber-burning power to an awed provincial audience...
May 11, 2008 in eXile TV

Spring Brings Out The Dead The snow in Russia has finally melted and it's exposing a few surprises: moist dog shit, broken glass and... decomposing dead bums.
April 9, 2008 in eXile TV

Dancing Russian Student Babe Video of Russian student chick dancing on a tabletop who comes crashing down flat on her face.
April 7, 2008 in eXile TV

Chechen President Kadyrov's $3,000,000 Motorcade Video of President Kadyrov rolling deep with his crew in Chechnya. (Bonus footage of Chechen bride kidnappings included.)

March 27, 2008 in eXile TV

You Have The Right To Remain Silent ... And Get Your Ass Kicked A Russian cop barges into a slot machine gambling hall and kicks the shit out four people...
March 15, 2008 in eXile TV

Ukrainian Army Ad! Join up now and you will have all the Ukrainian dyevs you desire.
December 17, 2007 in eXile TV

Michelle "Manila" Malkin Video Michelle Malkin Interview (Dance Mix Version)
December 7, 2007 in eXile TV

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From Lebanon To Iraq: We’re In Deep Shia Now
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
OK, we’ve just gone through a really exciting time in world military moves, so let’s test your strategic IQ. What’s the relation between these three Shia developments...

Tibet: Five to One Against
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
Writing a column on the military history of Tibet seemed like a good idea before I started actually trying to research it. Some of the stuff on Tibetan military history is just so damn weird it made me feel like that scene in Ghostbusters where Rick Moranis gets possessed by some ancient demon...

Who Won Iraq's "Decisive" Battle?
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What happened in Iraq this week was a beautiful lesson in the weird laws of guerrilla warfare. Unfortunately, it was the Americans who got schooled.

 
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
Editorial
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

 
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Going Postal: Rage, Murder and Rebellion in America By Mark Ames
Some people watch "The Office" and wear "Wage Slave" t-shirts. Others go postal. Read Mark Ames' gore-packed book on "Made In America" rampage massacres in offices and schoolyards, which The Philadelphia Weekly called "dark and serious stuff."

Now available in the UK from Snowbooks! Read why Forbes called Mark Ames' book "Fascinating!" Still on sale in the US!

John Dolan`s debut novel, "Pleasant Hell" By John Dolan
A blisteringly funny, brutal tale of loserdom" New York Press

"Glory to John Dolan!" Edward Limonov

"Chicken Soup for the Spleen... The perfect antidote to every lie you’ve had to swallow" Mark Ames

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