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Death Porn September 12, 2007
Death Porn: Can Murderers Kill Fast Enough?
A few cracked cases, a few cracked skulls.
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All In The Family Cries for help ignored

Some say that there's no empirical evidence linking second-hand smoke to premature death. Well, folks, it doesn't get more proof-positive than this recent DP out of the Orenburg oblast. A 26-year-old man was dead serious about giving up his smoking habit. His wife, on the other hand, couldn't care less. On May 30, the man came home from another hard day at work to find his 18-year-old unemployed wife sitting in the kitchen smoking a cigarette. He hadn't had a cigarette in days and obviously didn't appreciate his wife's lack of support. After giving her a thorough beating, he decided to give her some alone time to think about her mistake. He took off to hang out with his buddies, probably non-smokers. When he finally got home after a two-day binger, his bruised-up wife was at it again, smoking at the kitchen table. Suffice it to say, she didn't survive her second lesson. When her husband realized what he had done, he didn't try to run or cover it up. He thought the police would understand and called it in, saying, "I didn't want to kill her, I just wanted to teach and scare her a bit is all." But the judge turned out to be unsympathetic. On September 4, the perp was sentenced to 11 years in a max-sec zona and ordered to pay his wife's family 300,000 rubles as compensation for "moral damages." His non-smoking ways should pay off in jail, where he'll be able to trade his cigs for heroin, porn, and blowjobs.

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Investigation continuing

You'd think the authorities would be proud of a girl who fought off a would-be rapist all by herself, even if it accidentally led to his death, right? Not in Krasnodar, where the region's prosecutor is investigating a 15-year-old girl for murder. She said the man tried to rape her, but the prosecutor isn't sure he believes her. According to her version of events, she was walking her dog near her house early on the morning of September 3 when a drunken man began harassing her. She tried to shake him, but he was persistent. When his lewd comments turned to physical aggression, she took matters into her own hands and used a discarded 2X4, conveniently studded with nails, to bash his head in. The first whack must have got the girl's blood going, because she kept pummeling him long after he hit the ground. The drunk perv died on the scene from severe head wounds. Her story sounds airtight to us, but maybe the prosecutor has his reasons to be skeptical. In any case, the moral for the women of Krasnodar is clear: Invest in some mace; leave the nail-studded boards on the ground.

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