Mankind's only alternative 6   DEC.   21  
Mankind's only alternative
Welcome
MAIN  RUSSIA  WAR NERD   [SIC!]  BAR-DAK  THE VAULT  ABOUT US  RSS
 
 
EXILE BLOGS

The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Blogs RSS feed

Club Review October 2, 2007
 
Finally, A Real Elitny Underground Club
By Dmitriy Babooshka Browse author
 
Page 2 of 2
 

Versus turned to be a very spacious club, with three floors featuring all sorts of rooms and dark corners. It seemed a perfect place to trip on E. The club's design is very original and even revolutionary, such as the plastic bridge over the main dance floor. If you stand under it and sip your drink, you can look up and see all sorts of colorful dyevushka panties above you. Besides that, the walls are covered with aluminum foil, which I suppose is that way so that if the building's owner finds out about the club, they can easily take the foil down and make it seem like nothing was happening.

I didn't want to stay long because I ran into two of my ex-girlfriends. I ignored them, but still I felt kind of guilty. They were typical provincial chicks trying to move up in Moscow using the only moist treasure they have. As I was playing the good boy with my new girlfriend Katya, I didn't want to harm my positive image, so I suggested to leave on the theory that the music sucked.

Later in bed I was satisfying Katya more times than usual. I think it's because Sergei's offer gave me this Superman strength. Before falling asleep I counted the number of months that I need to save money enough to pay for his services, while balancing that versus getting a new Prada phone or taking a trip to Egypt. So far, I'm thinking that becoming a real VIP would definitely be worth it.

Club: Versus

Address: 15A, Oruzheiniy per.

Phone: 225 -1913

M: Mayakovskaya

Hours: Fri/Sat 23:00 – 06:00


SHARE:  Del.icio.us  Digg  My Web  Facebook  Reddit
 
 
FROM THE VAULT

Who Are These People? : Reality Television Produces Fake Celebrities

CHEESE VENTS TODAY: Summer Fashion Guide : Something's Afoot In Putin's Russia
Ofis Space
September Sadness : Back to the office, where it’s the same old shit, plus tans.

Moscow Nitelife Roundup :
 

 
 
 
LATEST ARTICLES

Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
Editorial
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
[SIC!]
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
[SIC!]
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...

 
 
 

    MAIN    |    RUSSIA    |    WAR NERD     |    [SIC!]    |    BAR-DAK    |    THE VAULT    |    ABOUT US    |    RSS

© "the eXile". Tel.: +7 (495) 623-3565, fax: +7 (495) 623-5442
E-mail: office@exile.ru