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Limonov Files November 9, 2007
Other Russia: Electoral Vandals
By Edward Limonov Browse author
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On the very end of electoral day, "Kremlin" will announce partial results of election. Of course, ahead will be placed the "most known party." It will have enormous support from the "sons" because beloved by whole country president Putin have placed himself at the head of "United Russia." It is said amongst the "sons" that Putin decided to install two-party system in our beloved Russia: either "Spravedlivaia Rossia" or "Communist Party of Russia Federation." Who will be that happy second party, it is impossible to predict, as it is "Kremlin's" will that decides. Both parties are equally obedient to the Kremlin. Both have merits. So "Kremlin" looks ahead with full confidence.

However, in such a beautiful and such gorgeous and such idyllic harmony of relationships between "Kremlin" and "Sons" one can see some spoilers. Some scoundrels. Some enemies of the people. Some losers, some extremists. Extremists from coalition "Other Russia" have intentions to call the "Sons" to disobedience. They will ask the "Sons," the "Others," to present themselves at electoral stations, having their passports. To stretch out their hands in order to give passports to servants of the "Kremlin." To let servants of Kremlin find their names in the electoral book on the table. To let servants of Kremlin give them the ballot. The sons will go to little "kabinka" to put a ballot on the small narrow table. To take pen (stilo) out of pocket or hand bag. To take stilo in his right hand. To write across their fuckin ballot: "Other Russia!" "Drugaia Rossia!"

Then "Son" should go out of "kabinka," walk to the "box for ballots," smile to policemen, slowly and carefully put the ballots into ballot box slots.

It's over. "Son" can go buy kolbasa if he/she wishes it.

In the end of the day, all over the country, servants of "Kremlin" will be sweating all over the count of ballots signed with "Other Russia!" Then servants of Kremlin will count ballots of "Others" amongst "Damaged Ballots." I believe, it will be millions of damaged ballots because we hate you, "Kremlin."

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