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Editorial January 2, 2008
 
Russian Tourists: Betraying The Motherland
Tourists—Or Traitors?
 
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That is why we at the eXile are using this festive holiday occasion to call on the government to bring an end to tourist-flight, and to begin sealing its borders every holiday season. Beginning in August, and again in the December-January season, all international flights must be canceled, borders locked down, and the nation must go on a high state of alert. Citizens caught attempting to sneak out of the country in search of a warm Asian resort must be dealt with swiftly and harshly.

If Russians can't learn to appreciate the spiritual magic of vacationing in their own Motherland, then they must be taught to appreciate it the only way that they understand: through the iron hand of the law. Mr. Medvedev, now is the moment when you can prove to the peoples of this great land that you are a true patriot. End this vile practice of tourist flight by whatever means necessary, and they will be singing songs about you for generations to come; sit by idly while Russians holiday in sunny cheap resorts, and you will be doing Pizza Hut commercials in a few years. The choice is yours, Mr. Medvedev.


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