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[SIC!] February 8, 2008
Your Letters
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Was wondering if you could point your IT Team to a little problem. I originally subscribed to the War Nerd RSS feed to receive an update to whenever you posted a new article. Now all I seem to get is an update for whenever Exile.Ru publish a new article. To be fair I really don't care for there articles, and only want to read yours. Please could you ask them team to Create separate RSS feeds for all different authors on I am still going to click through to the article and read it there, so you will still get my advertising dollars.

If this is not solved soon, I will have no choice but to just unsubscribe from the feed and as such will probably completely forget about your articles in the future..



Dear Mr. Jez, We were just about to fire Brecher after reading your letter, but then we saw something about "dollars." So, we've kept him on for now and we've done the RSS feed thing. Waiting for your dollars. Actually, Gary's waiting for your dollars. That's because if you don't start sending them our way like yesterday, we're going to start sending you pieces of Gary's body. Yep, for every week you don't send dollars, we're going to mail you a love handle here, a double-chin there, or a lock of greasy, dandruffy hair. Write that check if you don't want to have blubber on your hands.


War Nerd,

Why don't you put all these essays together, and get it published? I would buy it so fast! You're crazy not to get this published.


Dear Mr. Daytripp, Close your eyes and make a wish. Now, open your eyes, go to, and type in "War Nerd." Do we here at the eXile make dreams come true or what?

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