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Club Review April 9, 2008
Moscow Clubbing: To Have And To Have Yacht
By Dmitriy Babooshka Browse author
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Other advantages include Moscow's largest selection of grappa with over 15 kinds from different provinces (expect to pay from 680 to 1,200 rubles for a shot). As for the zakuski, you can order something Italian—the menu is big and much cheaper than the bar.

Before I left I checked out the toilet and was stunned one last time. What happens in the ladies' bathroom in front of their mirrors has always been a mystery for me. I never knew how dyevs look at each other in there. Do they fight? Do they discuss the same dirty things we guys do?

The Royal Bar gives you a royal opportunity to solve this age-old mystery. They have two small toilets but the mirror room with wash-bowls is unisex. I decided to spend extra time washing my hands as I was fascinated by the conversation of these two business-like dyevs who discussed having a threesome with some guy whom they left in the dining room; their only concern was whether or not there would be "toys like we had the last time."

As I didn't have any yacht waiting for me outside and not even a Shawarma Shuttle I concentrated on washing my hands pretending I'd heard nothing.

I had something better going on: two tickets to the concert of the legendary Infected Mushroom at B1. Their live performance had no relation neither to a concert nor to trance music. It was a very unique emotional experience where the crowd and the music joined together, with no need to fake happiness or worry about one's status or possessions.

Club: Royal Bar

Address: 39, Leningradskoye shosse

Phone: 979 9090

M: you don't

Hours: 12:00 – 02:00, daily

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
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We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

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Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

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Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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