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[SIC!] May 1, 2008
Your Letters
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Hello Mr Kalashnikov

Your column rocks better than a US woman who needs gas money. With you and War Nerd, I am surprised the Exile is not more popular.


Geoffrey Transom


(I’m an Australian though – not one of those garlic-chomping beret-wearing Frogs who surrender any time 6 drunk Germans cross the border… we Aussies turned up in 1914 and 1939 when the Frogs gave up… but they still kicked me out last year!! Ungrateful arseholes)

Dear Mr. Transom, Leif the Concerned Minnesota Liberal replies, "Oh no, you people want me to answer another letter? How can I possibly sit here and answer [sic] letters when there’s a WAR going on, man?! People are dying! Hello? Does anyone care out there about the Iraqi people, or am I the only one?"


Dear Mr. Brecher,

I'd really like to say I knew a thing or two about politics, but that would be lying - being lazy, I have to resort to the stories and (even more dangerous) opinions of people (and other information sources) I trust to some degree.

Over the past months, I became intrigued by your articles on, and now count your column as an information source I trust to quite some degree.

Recently, with all the media coverage the whole China/Tibet thing got here in Germany (leveraged by Olympic Games protests) I found myself asking "What would Mr. Brecher say?"

If you are considering to write about current time Tibet, count me in as yet another regular reader who would embrace such an article.


Bernhard Weitzhofer

Dear Herr Weitzhofer,

Leif the Minnesota Liberal replies, "How can you sit there and ask about Tibet when there are people dying in Tibet, man. Do you hear me? Tibetans are dying, Bernhard, and all you care about is Tibet! How can I reach these people? Be strong, Leif, be strong!"

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

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Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
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eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

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Your Letters
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