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Thaw Me a Mammoth
By John Dolan
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This trash is what Richard Stone has chosen to give his readers in lieu of some essentials one might have expected in a book on so exciting and delightful a topic as the extinction and possible resurrection of the Woolly Mammoth. Rather than supply a decent map of Siberia, illustrations with the best available reconstructions of the mammoth, or a delineation of the various subspecies, with clear differentation by size, territory and date of extinction, Stone so despises his readers or doubts his own abilities that he chooses to stick to what he learned at some wretched provincial journalism school, wasting eager readers' time with coy descriptions of geriatric flirts.
One can only hope that one of Stone's motives in rushing out this shoddy book was his, or his publisher's, fear of a rival and superior work on the same topic. The time is right for such a book. So many of us, soulmates of Gary Larson, grew up loving and mourning the great mammals of the Pleistocene, and the mammoth most of all. The grief we felt made it almost unbearable to read about this most magnificent of fellow mamals; now the prospect of righting our wrong makes the topic as joyful as it is exciting. Somewhere out there is the book which will do justice to the topic. Wait for that book, and spurn this trash.
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
Editorial
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.
Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."
Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.
Your Letters
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Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.
Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.
The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.
Your Letters
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Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.
13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...
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