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Unfiled December 25, 2003
Colonelís Times
By Edward Limonov Browse author
Page 2 of 2
I believe that Russia will have beautiful sunshine future. I believe that one day Russian Government will be merciful and compassionate. It will look at its own citizens not as enemies but like employee at his employers. With respect and with care. I believe that one day our President will be at least, aggressive, yes, let him be, but he will be aggressive towards other nations! As American President at least who is a beast, yes, but towards Afghanies, Irakiens, towards anybody, but Americans. When one day Russia will arrive at such a level of civilization, and will cease to torture and kill and rub out its own citizens, I will be a happiest men. And all the days of Future years will be best Days.

I have had a dream recently that one day somebody, called President of Russian Federation, will invite me to Kremlin not to be arrested there, but to give me a "propiska." President will meet me near Tsar-cannon (tsar-pushka) -- he will smile, and he will say to me: "Dear Eduord Veniaminovich, Russian Government decided that you are deserving to have Moscow's 'propiska.' You never had one, but we are giving you now. I also want to apologize that my predecessor colonel Putin have keeped you in Prison."

And he will give me a fresh, brand new passport with a stamp of "propiska" in it. Then he will shake my hand. And he will add: Thank you, Edward Veniaminovich for efforts to planning attacks on Kazakhstan, in order to unite Russian populated territories with Russia. You didn't succeed in it, but allegedly you tried, at least. Thank you, you are real patriot of your country."

But when I awaked, I realize that I have no "propiska" and for six months now I am waiting for a Russian passport. And it was no Kremlin, no tsar-pushka, no smiling President. I love you, my Russia!

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