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Unfiled April 22, 2004
At War with Empire
By Edward Limonov Browse author
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January 14. On the street in Nijni Novgorod, Dmitri Elkin, a member of NBP Central Committee, was stopped for search. In one of his pockets was "found" a sachet with the drug "Ecstasy." Needless to say, Elkin has never tried drugs. On the contrary, he is religious zealot, Russian Orthodox.

January 17. Moscow Special Police platoons in two buses, plus five police cars, have surrounded office of "General Line" and headquarters of NBP. Militsiya men prepared to storm us, while National-Bolsheviks were barricading themselves inside. Meanwhile Russian and European journalists arrived on field of battle. So Militsiya was forced to stop preparations for storming our home. So Militsiya invented for journalists different justifications of their military action, one sillier than the next. Among them: 1) Militsiya came in force throughout Moscow to provide security during football games. 2) They had information that NBP was preparing some "action." [What action they didn't know -- ed.] 3) Militsiya was expecting a court decision evicting us so they were there to maintain order.

Activists of NBP said that they will defend Party Headquarters at any price. They said they are ready to cut their veins or burn themselves as Buddhist monks.

Night of 17th-`18th January passed in expectation of police assault, although buses had left. But at 9 am on January 18 buses came back, full of Special Police Troops.

I feel like a "Black Panther" leader.

Hope I will be luckier than Huey P. Newton.

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