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Kino Korner October 15, 2004
 
Kino Korner
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Best Bit: The sublime stir of seagulls as bodies continue to be dumped on the passing trash barge.

Starring: Tom Hanks, Marlon Wayans.

Rating:: 2**

Playing: Gorbushka.

Alien Vs Predator

What They Say: After discovering the frozen remnants of an ancient, advanced civilization in the polar north, an internationally assembled team of experts must try to stay alive as they're caught in the middle of a battle between a hive of Alien creatures and Predator hunters. With only a few team members remaining, they must decide on who is their enemy and who is their unlikely ally.

What We Say: No real storyline, but if you're into video game trailers, should keep you entertained nearly all the way through to the credits. Jumps aboard the Hollywood trend in comic book film adaptations. We've already submitted a Jughead vs. Aquaman trilogy script. No response yet, but we're told that these things take time. You can run off to the toilet, and return safely knowing that you've missed no key plot twists.

The Lowdown: Alien meets, um, Predator. (Or Godzilla vs. Mothra).

Best Bit: We learn the history of mankind, Aliens and Predators.

Starring: Nobody interesting.

Rating:: 2**

Playing: Russian theatres near you.

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