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June 2, 2008
Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey

Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.
April 22, 2008
Nashi: Is It Really The End?

This year, there has been much speculation in the Russian print media about the demise of the Kremlin youth organization "Nashi." So are they dead or not? Sean Guillory sets the record straight.
April 11, 2008
And The Wall Carpets Come Tumbling Down

Last summer, The eXile took a safari journey in search of the legendary Gopniki, Russia’s underworld answer to the OGs of South Central, Long Beach, and the Bronx. his issue, we once again find ourselves sounding the funeral bell for another great Russian tradition: the Wall Carpet.
March 11, 2008
20 Reasons Why We’re Ashamed To Be American

In this post-election issue, while the righteous American editorialists wag their fingers at Russia's farcical elections, we want to scream in your faces what every sane American has been thinking for nearly a decade now: We're Embarrassed To Be Americans.
February 27, 2008
New Cold War Kitsch: We Were So Young, So Naive, So Idiotic!

Do you remember where you were when the New Cold War ended? Or better yet, did you even know that there was a New Cold War in the first place? The eXile takes you on a nostalgic ride...
February 9, 2008
US Elections Special Part I: A McCainiac On The Loose

An eXile analysis: What will a McCain presidency mean for US-Russia relations?
February 9, 2008
US Elections Special Part II: Fear Of An Obama Cabinet

Will a Barack presidency spell trouble for Russia? Bonus "African Americans vs. Russians" comparison chart inside.
February 6, 2008
Russia's Sex Slave Graveyard

Last March, The eXile reported a story so shocking and so gruesome that it made every other item in the Death Porn catalog seem like a parking violation. We couldn't resist traveling down to the mining town on the other side of the Ural Mountains where it all went down to find out exactly what happened.
January 21, 2008
The eXile Guide To European Hatred

eXile Rerun: How many ways do Europeans hate each other? Let the eXile count the ways...Read our special "Euro-Hate" charts to cross-reference each country's hatred towards its nearest neighbor...
January 14, 2008
Winter Fashion Guide: Shapka Shopping

In this photo essay, join Yakov Borishovich as he hits Moscow's bazaars and shops for a Russian man's most important accessory: the winter hat. 

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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