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May 19, 2008
Cause Of Russia’s Tragic History Revealed

Historians, philosophers and novelists have for centuries struggled with one of the great questions of mankind: Why did Russia veer so tragically away from the democratic path of the rest of Europe? The answer, according to recent archeologist findings...
February 4, 2008
New Hookah Flavors Hit Moscow

This year's Kalyan Expo in the Krokus Center showcased what is expected to be Russia's hottest hookah trend for 2008: Ass-flavored kalyani.
February 1, 2008
Russia's Nanotechnology Breakthrough

Russian scientists have announced the ground-breaking development of the world's first nano-democracy.
December 26, 2007
Blair Recounts Catholic Ritual

Former British prime minister Tony Blair, who converted to Catholicism last week, told reporters that he has already molested his first child.
December 26, 2007
Guardian Correspondent Reveals Reading Disorder

Luke Harding, the Moscow bureau chief for the Guardian newspaper, revealed that he suffers from a reading disorder which causes him to break stories one month after they appear in other media outlets.
December 20, 2007
In Brief: Rape Victim Signs Playboy Deal

A 23-year-old Texas woman who claimed that Halliburton employees raped her in Iraq is already assured of at least one payoff from the scandal: a reported $2.5 million deal to pose nude in Playboy magazine.
November 7, 2007
Al Gore Concedes Prize

Extra, Extra, Read all about it! Al Gore concedes again!
August 10, 2007
In Brief

July 27, 2007
Applebaum Pickpocket Suspect

Who stole Ann Applebaum's wallet? British authorities have an answer...
February 23, 2007
In Brief

KREMLIN ACCUSES BEREZOVSKY   MOSCOW (element) - The Kremlin yesterday blamed the recent cold snap, which has seen Moscow's temperatures plunge to
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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