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December 3, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Sugarus Daddius

The latest Field Guide re-release. You might not believe it, but the Sugarus Daddius is still around after all these years.
November 2, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Soldatus Malnutritius

We're re-releasing eXile's infamous Field Guide To Moscow series. This week's featured animal is the Soldatus Malnutritius, colloquially referred to as the Teenage Soldier.
October 1, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Pafus Maximus

The Art Director...
October 1, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Rassclotus Chichimanus

The Russian Rasta...
October 1, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Dolor Recto

The Babushka Dezhurnaya...
October 1, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Humbertus Humbertus

The Horny Expatriate...
September 22, 2007
Field Guide To Moscow: Trophia Minigarchia

We're introducing the re-release of eXile's infamous Field Guide To Moscow, starting with Trophia Minigarchia (aka the Minigarch's Wife).

Your Letters :

The Viagra Challenge :

Platzkart Hell :

Moscow Nitelife Roundup :


Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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