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Ofis Space
December 4, 2007
Bye-Bye, Miss Russian Pie

This is the real deal, folks. Nancy is leaving The Ofis foreva!
November 15, 2007
No Soul, No Vote

If you don't have no Russian soul, you don't have no rights in the world of Russian office politics. And that's that.
October 30, 2007
The Nightmare Before Novy God

Nancy Deal takes you into the scary world of Russia's Halloween office parties.
September 29, 2007
Strange Sausage Love

For years Nancy Deal has known that Russians love sausage. But until now, she had no idea that they gave thought to the actual animal they're made from.
June 15, 2007
Waiting for My OMON

Want real office adventure in Russia? Then try getting raided by the OMON...
June 1, 2007
Getting Your Russian Work Permit

Is that a dirty syringe in the nurse's hand, or is she just really happy to see me? Getting legal in Russia is only an excuse to put foreigners through venereal disease testing hell. Nancy Deal has the low-down on how to get through the swabs and stabs

May 18, 2007
Politics Inside the Russian Ofis

Nancy Deal helps you navigate the strange and confusing world of Russian office politics...
May 4, 2007
Weathering Climate Control In The Russian Office

Why are Russian offices so fricking cold? Because during wintertime, air conditioners are considered healthy, while during the summer months, they're considered viral carriers. Nancy Deal explains
April 20, 2007
The Daily Grind

In the latest installment of the Ofis Space series, Nancy Deal gives a chronologia cal  minute-by-minute account of a day in a Russian office. More tales of the horrors of compulsory vacation photo-viewing sessions, and a revealing look at the caste syste
March 23, 2007
Meet Your Coworkers

Ever wonder why there are only a few types of people in the corporate world, and so few of them are sufferable? Nancy Deal tours the fauna you find at the ofis, from the Attention Grabber to the Grammarian
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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