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April 17, 2008
Who Are These People?

There is something wrong in CelebrityLand. More and more often, the glossy rags, the tabloids, the blogs and entertainment TV shows I thrive upon have been featuring people I have never heard of.
April 7, 2008
The Beauty of Botched Plastic Surgery

The eternal pursuit of beauty is certainly not a new phenomenon among the rich and famous. Vanity isn't so much a sin in La-La Land as it is a prerequisite, a marketing tool, an element of survival...
March 24, 2008
Celeb-Retard Roundup!

The say that family is the foundation of society. Thank God we have so many exemplary celebrity families to light the way for the rest of us. Families provide guidance and support...

March 3, 2008
Desperate Measures For Desperate Celebrities

Ah, fame. Celebrities wouldn’t be celebrities without it. For some, it comes effortlessly. For others, it comes only after the third trip to rehab. But other, less fortunate attention whores must continually bust their humps to keep their names in the blogs.
February 20, 2008
Celebrity Roundup

This past week, to no one's surprise, Britney Spears was again hospitalized on a 5150 (a psychiatric evaluation). She is expected to be held longer this time...
February 1, 2008
Celebrity Retards

Anna Nicole Smith may be dead, but the saga of her hot-mess-ness lives on in her brain-damaged daughter, Britney's tampon is seen sticking to the inside of her bared inner ass cheek...

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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