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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Kirill Pankratov38 ARTICLES
February 27, 2008
Liars Without Borders
January 29, 2008
The Hand that Counts the Vote
Beauty and the BeastOctober 12, 2007
Ukraine: Why Yulia Tymoshenko Is A Political Zero
October 1, 2007
The Novgorod Affair
July 13, 2007
Toxic Avenger 2: Unsolved Mysteries
May 18, 2007
Snapping Up Kosovo For A Song
April 20, 2007
Ukraine’s 1993 Moment?
March 23, 2007
Press Review: The Economist's Three Stooges
February 8, 2007
Another Death In London
December 1, 2006
Toxic Avenger?
November 3, 2006
The Last SUPper of Russian blogs?
October 6, 2006
The Madness of King Georgia
September 8, 2006
Get the hell outta here!
June 29, 2006
Khokhol Porn
June 16, 2006
Nine Circles of Hate
May 19, 2006
Kill that Old Hag!
April 21, 2006
Xenophobia East & West
April 7, 2006
A Tale of Two Post-Soviet Elections
March 24, 2006
Hades of The Hague

February 24, 2006
The Backyard Trouble
February 10, 2006
It's a cold, wet and slippery world
December 28, 2005
Gas Attack! The Ukraine Gives Itself Indigestion
December 15, 2005
America: Your Time is Up
November 18, 2005
Calendar Wars
October 21, 2005
Ukraine: The Gogolean Bordello
October 7, 2005
Pleasant Hell by John Dolan
September 23, 2005
It Sank
July 15, 2005
America the Irrelevant
July 1, 2005
Censor This!
June 17, 2005
Yuck!-os Trial
May 20, 2005
May 20, 2005
Baltic Countries
April 8, 2005
Pigs at the Printing Press
March 25, 2005
Perestroika-20: The Great De-Build-ing
March 11, 2005
Give Persians The Bomb!
February 25, 2005
Peeling the Oranges
February 11, 2005
Absolute Ass-lund!
January 27, 2005
Putting the Ill in Illarionov

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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova

Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...

Le nouvel ennemi
Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market  saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United

La manière de
Sports Section
The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...

Razzia sur la shnouff
Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...

Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......

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Cold Bullshit
Feature Story
The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.


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