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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
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 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
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 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
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 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
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 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
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 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
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 We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
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Nancy Deal15 ARTICLES
 February 1, 2008 Celebrity Retards Celeb-Retard
Anna Nicole Smith may be dead, but the saga of her hot-mess-ness lives on in her brain-damaged daughter, Britney's tampon is seen sticking to the inside of her bared inner ass cheek...
 November 15, 2007 No Soul, No Vote Ofis Space
If you don't have no Russian soul, you don't have no rights in the world of Russian office politics. And that's that.
 September 29, 2007 Strange Sausage Love Ofis Space
For years Nancy Deal has known that Russians love sausage. But until now, she had no idea that they gave thought to the actual animal they're made from.
 September 10, 2007 September Sadness Unfiled
August is over. It's time for everyone to get back to work and make a half-assed attempt to catch up with the 30 days of work they let pile up during Russia's traditional slacker month. Oh, and don't forget the vacation stories, the cheesy pictures and the parade of slutty new Autumn outfits.
June 15, 2007 Waiting for My OMON Ofis Space
Want real office adventure in Russia? Then try getting raided by the OMON...
June 1, 2007 Getting Your Russian Work Permit Ofis Space
Is that a dirty syringe in the nurse's hand, or is she just really happy to see me? Getting legal in Russia is only an excuse to put foreigners through venereal disease testing hell. Nancy Deal has the low-down on how to get through the swabs and stabs
May 4, 2007 Weathering Climate Control In The Russian Office Ofis Space
Why are Russian offices so fricking cold? Because during wintertime, air conditioners are considered healthy, while during the summer months, they're considered viral carriers. Nancy Deal explains
March 23, 2007 Meet Your Coworkers Ofis Space
Ever wonder why there are only a few types of people in the corporate world, and so few of them are sufferable? Nancy Deal tours the fauna you find at the ofis, from the Attention Grabber to the Grammarian
March 6, 2007 Ladies Beware: Russian Men Bearing Gifts! Unfiled
Hold onto your papki, you pitiful corporate peons! It's time for Russia's most beloved holiday: March 8th. Mrs. Deal shows you, eXile ladies, how to deal with it!
February 8, 2007 Ofis Fashion Guide Ofis Space
How short should your business skirt be? Nancy Deal tells you how to dress for success in the Russian office...
January 26, 2007 Ofis Job Interview Ofis Space
The Exile Proudly Presents A Bold New Series On Life In A Moscow Office!
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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova
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Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
Le nouvel ennemi
Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United
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Sports Section
The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...
Razzia sur la shnouff
Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...
Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
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Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......
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Cold Bullshit
Feature Story
The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.
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