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 For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog
 The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
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 A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog
 If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
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 Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control
 Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control
 The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
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 We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
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Tofer Lamont9 ARTICLES
 March 7, 2008 This Wine & Cheese Bar is Wine-o-mite! Restaurant Review
VinoSyr is one of those places I walked by a thousand times before curiosity finally got the better of me. And I'll be damned if I don't say that this place is my most rocking Moscow culinary find to date!
 February 25, 2008 Mai Tai, or Yours? Tiki Bar Diving in Moscow Restaurant Review
Polynesian mythology is full of nubile goddesses with awesome magical powers. Not only could they seduce and defeat any god with a twist of their hips, they could produce lightning bolts by shaking their coconut-shell bras...
 January 29, 2008 Thaitanium Taste Buds Restaurant Review
We hate to beat a dead elephant here, but there's nothing more frustrating than taking a provincial Moscow chick for her first non-sushi Asian meal...
 January 2, 2008 Solyanka: The Food Restaurant Review
I turned 29 last week. And like every birthday, I woke up full of questions. What am I doing with my life? Why is my family ashamed of me? Why can't I find multi-packs of cheap socks in Moscow? Where can I get delicious bowl of coconut and prawns soup and a huge-ass Long Island Ice Tea for under 1,000 Rubles?
 November 29, 2007 Horn of Plenty Restaurant Review
Moscow's only Ethiopian restaurant—reviewed.
 September 17, 2007 Bite My Boutique Restaurant Review
Ever wonder what the food's like in Golden Apple, a luxurious boutique hotel smack in the middle of Moscow? Surprisingly, it's pretty darn good.
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July 27, 2007 Don't Mess With Tex Mex Restaurant Review
Hola, eXhole Amigos. As is my wont, I'm gonna start this review off with a tale of teenage terror.
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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova
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Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...
Le nouvel ennemi
Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United
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Sports Section
The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...
Razzia sur la shnouff
Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...
Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
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Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......
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Cold Bullshit
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The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.
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