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BAR-DAK: Restaurant Guide
Kitchen: All | American | Asian | Balkan | Cafes | Caucasian | Chinese | Eclectic |
European | French
Bill: All | $ | $$ | $$$
Correa's $

eXile alert! Recent tasting affirmed a thumbs-up on the brunchfast goods. Also, the babeage factor seems to get higher and pain-ier every weekend.

Address: 1: Bolshaya Gruzinskaya 32; 2: Bolshaya , 1: 933-6157 2: 725-5878, 3: 729-2585, 4: 969-2113

Aromatnaya Reka $

eXile boku alert! This place serves it up real and tasty every freakin’ time. Just tried the fresh spring rolls and they are the best in town.

Address: Takmanov per. 11, Phone: 267−3190

Vietcafe $

Rockin’ Vietnamese food in the very center! Hard to pronounce anything on the menu, but we’d have a hard time complaining about it either.

Address: Gazetny Per. 3, Phone: 629−1104, 629−0830

Respublika $

This hip little pink−colored cafe in the second−floor bowels of the Respublika book and music store is easy to miss, or overlook.

Address: 1st Tverskaya−Yamskaya 10, Phone: 251−6527

Kvartira 44 $

The perfect boho alternative to Mayak if you’re in the Nikitskaya hood, Kvartira 44 has an appropri− ately musty feel and second−hand furniture motif to go with its high bearded−intelligentsia−clientele fac− tor.

Address: Bolshaya Nikitskaya 22/2, Phone: 291−7503

Johnny’s $

The pizzas are, if not the best, then right there at the top.

Address: 22 Myasnitskaya, Phone: 755−9554 , 111-1111

Dioscuria $

Address: Nikitski Bulvar dom 5, str. 1,(through the post office arch on Novy Arbat), Phone: 291−3759

Juggernaut $

Address: Kuznetsky Most 11, Phone: 928−3580

Fossil $

Address: Ul. Myasnitskaya 24/1 str. 1 , 626-4570

Flat Iron Grill $$

Address: Voznesensky Pereulok 7, Phone:981-3300

Hard Rock Cafe $$

Address: Stary Arbat 44, Phone:244-8970

Starlite Diner $$

Address: #1: Sadovaya Bolshaya ul. 16; , #1: 290-9638; #2: 959-8919; #3: 783-4037

Mehana Bansko $$

Address: Smolenskaya 9/1, Phone: 244−7387

Yugos $$

Address: Nikoloyamskaya 40/22 str. 4

Genatsvale $$

Address: 1−i Kolobovskiy Per. 11, Phone: 200−0837

China China $$

Address: Smolenskaya Pl. 6 (in the Jigsaw entertainment center),Phone: 241−0305

Shylock $$

Address: 1−aya Tverskaya Yamskaya 29, str. 1, Phone: 251−41−34; 250−53−89

ArteFAQ $$

Address: Bolshaya Dmitrovka 32, Phone: 650−3971

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie $$

Address: B. Lubyanka 24, Phone: 923−0848

Dymov No.1 $$

Address: #1: Sofiiskaya Nab. 34, Phone: 951−7571



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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
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We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
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Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

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Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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